Alex N

Alex N

@guamdon.jawn.wtf

#SFBX Satellite #SFB11 #SFB12 playoffs #SFB13 playoffs #SFB14 playoffs (191st regular season) #SFB15 playoffs #SFB16 Artisanal Fig Farmer Former mathlete, current cruciverbalist Running backs don't have tires.

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Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

Chris Sommerfeldt@c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social

New: Mayor Zohran Mamdani and a group of his friends have been secretly using the NYPD Police Academy’s gymnasium in Queens to play pickup basketball — scrambling some operations at the facility. w/ @grahamrayman.bsky.social & Joe Anuta www.politico.com/news/2026/10...

gross

Mike Vorkunov@mikevorkunov.bsky.social

The NBA has reached deals with Kalshi and Polymarket to make them the league's preferred prediction markets partners. The companies can now use NBA IP on their platforms, while the NBA gets right of approval on markets that they offer. That and more: www.nytimes.com/athletic/772...

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Maybe a professional career is not the role he was meant to have.

Josh Dubow@joshdubowap.bsky.social

Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.

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The Bucs had 64 net passing yards today -- tied for fewest for any team in a game this season. They scored 43 points and won. The Colts had 64 net passing yards today -- tied for fewest for any team in a game this season. They scored 10 points and lost.

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National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. It's actually adopted from a pagan fullback festival held around the time of the fall equinox

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I am once again calling for a rule that removes the defender from the field if they are successfully hurdled. Checkers rule. Broncos have to operate with 10 men on defense until they gain a defensive score.

Jeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko@jeffkrisko.bsky.social

🚨🚨🚨 SUCCESSFUL TIGHT END HURDLE IN ARIZONA 🚨🚨🚨

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The Detroit Lions would pass for 800 yards against the Detroit Lions. (The Minnesota Vikings would pass for -15 yards against the Minnesota Vikings.)

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Replying to @francescadnunz.bsky.social

The cop was handing them off to federal immigration agents. As early as a month after the flood, laborers were adding an extra 90 minutes to their daily commutes, just to avoid Ingram’s five-minute stretch of highway.

Me: "why does the listing say XR when the product being sold is the regular one and not the XR version?" Rando who answered: "I don't even know what XR means but it's a good drill." 🤦

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Replying to @mchilliak.bsky.social

These are real quotes from MassGOP Senate nominee John Deaton describing the 15 year old he had a sexual relationship with. Sounds newsworthy, but still silence from the news media

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Acton, is a liar, and much worse. The Press is trying to get him to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about daughter that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving"

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3X: “At birth, Mr Vance was named James Donald Bowman, after his father, Donald Bowman.” After his mother remarried, “he became James David Hamel…After law school, J.D. married a classmate, Usha Chilukuri, and they both changed their last name to Vance” Gift link www.nytimes.com/2024/07/15/u...

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

“Therefore, because she used a fake name to be sworn in, I assume she must IMMEDIATELY resign from Congress. Please inform the Speaker of the House of Representatives, James Michael Johnson, that the Dumocrat Party has just conceded her seat.”

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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff “… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.”

Micah@rincewind.run

Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters

Goddamn, they stole the fucking cat litter too. It's heavy and worthless, what the fuck, man?

Alex N@guamdon.jawn.wtf

Philly, if y'all would stop stealing my damn cat's food, I would appreciate it.

Headline: SEPTA ridership has returned to pre-pandemic levels Part the headline leaves out: with reduced funding and service, increasing wait times and crowding.

Ma'am, you're from Delaware.

Tim McManus@timmcmanus42.bsky.social

U.S. Senator Lisa Blunt Rochester of Delaware has penned a letter to Roger Goodell seeking answers on the circumstances that led to JalenHurts developing deep vein thrombosis and bilateral pulmonary emboli as well as clarity on league blood clot protocol.

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Check in on your IT friends, if they aren't posting in the group chat or discord all day that means they actually had to work today. Get them a stiff drink after work.

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UPDATE: I found Wedgewood’s Kalshi account. He goes by Andrew and has been insider trading using the fake polls that he was posting. I reported this to Kalshi, hope they do something about it @gelliottmorris.com

G Elliott Morris@gelliottmorris.com

We were investigating Wedgewood for faking their data and emailed them for comment this morning, ahead of publishing the findings tomorrow. They are now trying to cover up their fraud with the "we were doing a social experiment" excuse. Full story here: blog.fiftyplusone.news/p/fiftypluso...

Denny has a bone to pick with Big Skeleton

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social

there are too many big skeletons in yards during halloween season now. it's too much. everywhere i look another fifteen foot skeleton. we have to stop the sale of giant skeletons until we figure out what the hell is going on.

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If anyone in my circle is connected with Doug Finke, I have a somewhat urgent security vulnerability to report to him regarding ImportExcel. He has me blocked on all social media and on GitHub, so I don't know how to contact him privately to disclose it. Any (constructive) advice is appreciated.

This must be false, because most people I know are still not reading Dungeon Crawler Carl

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If only we were a functioning democracy instead of a kakistocracy

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

WAPO: “A small group of U.S. national security officials has been discreetly advising state governments and congressional lawmakers on how to prepare for the possibility that the Trump administration will attempt to interfere in November’s midterm elections..” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

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Defensive backs with a missed tackle rate above 20% Broncos 1️⃣ Jaquan McMillian 2️⃣ Riley Moss 3️⃣ Talanoa Hufanga 4️⃣ Brandon Jones Bills 1️⃣ Maxwell Hairston 2️⃣ Dee Alford 30 other NFL teams 1️⃣ Marcus Epps

Given how little we know about the timeline of events and who knew what when, there's A TON of uncertainty here. So it's surprising to me how many people are confidently making declarative statements about the situation. Just cause gasbags like SAS do it, doesn't mean you need to.

Alex N@guamdon.jawn.wtf

Respectfully, I think Hurts being placed on IR is a signal they feel blood thinners are the best course of treatment, rather than any draft pick/team building strategy.

We got 'em right where we want 'em

Bo Wulf@bowulf.bsky.social

Success rate on under-center play-action 1. Kansas City -- 65.6% 16. New Orleans -- 51.6% 31. Washington -- 34.5% 32. Philadelphia -- 17.2%

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A 56-year-old Mexican man held at a federal immigration facility in Laredo was found dead in his cell Saturday morning. His family says the center would not give him medicine for diabetes, high blood pressure and a heart condition. He is the 7th person to die in ICE custody in Texas this year.

texastribune.orgMigrant found dead at Laredo Processing Center run by ICEThe death was confirmed by U.S. Rep. Henry Cuellar, who said the 56-year-old Mexican national was found unresponsive in his cell. He’s the seventh person to die while detained by ICE this year.