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i wish i was still friends with my british friend. he would be ON THIS h3 drama with me. sideline babes with popcorn. 🤷🏾‍♀️ oh well. he is doing great.

sometimes it occurs to me im just scared of the outside anymore and i have lost all confidence.

i listened to everything, everything this AM at the gym and felt like i could lift a freakin buick.

THAT’S the wand people have been using???

finland is omfg. more and more im just sad of living on this planet.

🫡🙋🏾‍♀️ i have the mini bottle chilling, and an entire CASE ready for friends, family, and refills. 🥰

i think the no 👑 stuff should prob happen mid-week, no?

I usually don't angry post but,

come on kimmy, sober up and write that book!!!

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

its hard to do things when the world outside feels like one big stress smother. 😮‍💨

the same goes for trying to sell vitamins.

just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now

i will miss my corgis

This made me laugh

blocked what i *have* to assume is a BS acct annoying ass.

sometimes i really miss my friend. hes doing well. but, we used to be friends.

That's a good dad right there: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

i made chili. it is too spicy. i have a dutch oven full of bullshit.

joe camel would like a word.

i have been WAY fucked up at house parties, and prob willingly walked into shit situations thinking i wasnt going to be assaulted. and lucky me that most times i wasnt. anyways, i hope those boys never find love and their dicks all end up falling off from the sti they catch in prison. 💁🏾‍♀️

i dont like my nail set. i feel terrible, but these were supposed to be on for a FULL MONTH, and idk if i can do it. she's literally never missed. 😮‍💨😑

i decided to not go to a favorite food spot anymore. the backup bartender/waitress hates me for some reason and im sick of qr code menus.

worrying is a waste without an off switch.

At the ICE concentration camp in Tacoma #FuckICE #ICE #Tacoma #Seattle

a twist on this tale was me hearing the puke, but being sure i'd be the one to wake first and get it. instead he got up to pee, did a slip and slide maneuver and then i woke up to him falling over in the hallway. 😆😅

the entire thread.

Me: * orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date * McDonalds drive-through employee: “What mate?”

it is 0558 and i have to poop. but this cat is cozy and does not care for my innard's needs.

ive decided i dislike the man at the gym who requires attention from slamming his deadlift weights down.

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

sorta ready to just start those mass wave protests up soon, ya know. 😮‍💨

🇹🇭Nene Royal🇹🇭 doing Metallica's Master of Puppets. She's pretty damn good. Only 16 but you'd think she's a seasoned rock goddess with how confident she blasts through it. 🤘🤘🎸

When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times.

am i well enough to consider curry for my tum tum? no. i do not think so.

coming back to bluesky to whine about being sick af still. insert that butterfly meme with me asking, "is this...the flu?"

its was fully a "both ends" sort of evening last night. all bad from 1600 on. and now im tired, dehydrated, and a bit hungry but also too scared to eat. 😝 the twins have been helpful by stepping on me and demanding to be let under the blankie.

im also debating staying up late to start the hot sauce fermenting.

i made a delicious food plate tonight. but it was VERY scottish/british so it looked like it had already been eaten. it was fantastic though, just trust me.

they need to hurry up with those peptides that repair and regrow tendons and joints. then i can work off my own belly fat.

hey @thegodshow.com i didnt see you over on insta to tag you, but im forwarding you a clip i saw this morning and in the comments he is specifically asking to try and show it to you. 🙏🏾💜 www.instagram.com/reel/DcZ5SR5...