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I feel bad for all the politicians that have to say they're grateful POTUS is alive today. </s>

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

one more regime change will fix us

Still true

It speaks volumes that Trump's own supporters keep trying to k*ll him. The violence you incite comes back to claim you.

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.

I can't get over how fucking TAINTED my teen years are now knowing about all the disgusting pedophile billionaires that brainwashed us into buying their clothes to be "cool"...if that's not grooming on a massive scale then I don't know what is. RIP innocence and mall culture.

Here is my advice to the youths about eyebrows: whatever style they are at 18ish - keep that forever. Style is cyclical, don't stress your follicles for a fad. ✌️

If this don't fucking sum it up I don't know what does...!

we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.

💅👠🛍️

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

Spot on. Hello World...we need you right now. 🆘 SEND HELP 🆘

Absolutely fucking right on brother

WHERE MY GIRLS AT???

Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are.

in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail

This is the way 🙏

ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet

Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam. Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.

Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”

Y'all this is FUCKED UP!!! This is our president?????

Stay weird Portland 🤪🌈

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

Once again I am BEGGING YOU to read 1984!! Hell, watch one of the movies! Just hear the message and see how it resonates today 👀

Perfectionists don't need to hear "less is more"...we need to hear "less is fine"

Ask and the Internet shall provide! 🙏

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum ✊

America is not a free country.

#currentfeels

Believe in truth. To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights. Timothy Snyder “On Tyranny” Lesson 10

I look forward to the day people finally start punching UP.

So do y'all think Trump will issue an apology for dragging the left in his ode to CK or nah?

You said it brother 🎯

it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us

Having empathy doesn’t mean refusing to speak ill of the dead Those are two completely different things, and conflating the two makes me question if your empathy is genuine or just stated out of perceived moral obligation

Violence has no place in politics, which is why we've renamed it to the Department of War

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.