Harry Pricker

The Telegraph long ago became Viz for Volvo drivers

We drove 100 miles and dumped grandad outside a cafe because he was being a racist old shit.

Cartoonist: Dennis Goris

“Come on, Donald. Jump! You almost had it!”

Condems??

Next event is St Michael's Hospice on 5 October. All proceeds straight to their charity. So if you don't come along or share, I guess you don't want people to have a comfortable death, dearie me! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/get-ahead-...

Most TV is just this now.

Man City’s top lawyer mounting a robust defence and providing a full explanation to each of the charges from the Premier League. #ManCity #PremierLeague

Was lucky to be on the last train into Victoria before all lines (via Clapham Jct) in and out were closed. Got a photo when our driver stopped to make a emergency call about it.

Darlene McBride has the gift of prophecy when it came to MAGA.

An article almost as brilliant as the King’s letter, the true meaning of which it describes perfectly. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now

Someone in the Labour Party should explain the difference between criminality and terrorism to Mr Mcdonald: he risks being mistaken for a Reform MP.

Stupidity off the scale by Bob

Today we launched our new system for deciding who will be entitled to social housing.

@apiln.bsky.social More beating off

Unlike your wives and girlfriends

Iran War Enters 6th Justification

A bit of friendly advice to dissident republicans. This is the 2020s, not the 1980s. The difference is that whereas in the 1980s the Security Service only knew for sure who you were; now they know exactly where you are and what you're doing. Simple.

I mean credit where credit is due: "If he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him" is top tier posting

The only scandal that would cause Nigel Farage to lose voters would be the discovery that he's actually a compassionate human being who has been using his wealth to fund refugee charities.

OK…who made this???

What better way to show respect for the armed forces than to post an image showing the Union Flag upside down?

My grandson is five. He'll soon be on his fifth Prime Minister.

My grandson is five. He'll soon be on his fifth Prime Minister.

No joy to be found today. No satisfaction. Just frustration and a profound sense of squandered opportunity iandunt.substack.com/p/the-traged...

The Gestapo marched hundreds of thousands of innocent people to their deaths. I've ended private schools' tax breaks to invest in state schools. No responsible leader makes vile comparisons like this. Kemi Badenoch is not fit to be Prime Minister.

I grew up in Northern Ireland during the conflict. I was nearly murdered once and hospitalised twice. I covered the Troubles as a reporter. Be in no doubt: this is frightening & real. Violence in Northern Ireland is of a type that folk in England, Scotland and Wales don’t understand. This scares me.

I think this post was meant to be a private email to Putin.

WHITE HOUSE: "The President is simply going to the hospital for his third annual check-up in 13 months. Nothing to see here. And, no, doctors are *definitely not* monitoring him for dementia or putting more IVs in his hands because he's seriously ill. I fact, forget we even said that, OK?"

The Israeli regime summed up in one photo

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to avoid all media interviews during an important by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said the cowardly little shit's in hiding because of his dodgy financial dealings"

The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

Please retweet.

Harriet Harman apparently mixing up DMs with tweets this morning (now deleted).