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history will say they were playmates

I'm always saying this.

pear shaped dragons that have that Wide Null Region where the tummy flows into the tail . reblog

The big breasted djinn is so extremely pent up after 500 years in her lamp. Wishes can come after she takes out her needs on huge clappy boy asses. It's cool if she feminizes the guy who found her, right? She'll just throw in an extra wish as a good gesture. Right now her balls are too heavy...

The touching story of a traditionally attractive woman going back into her shell and becoming a pervert nerd with huge thick-rim glasses jerking off at her computer all day.

getting huffy over the idea of being a tummy hotel again… my tubby tummy a space for couples (or polycules!) to spend one last solid night together before becoming fat on my body… a-and a very flustering trip to the toilet 😵‍💫

"What if the computer has feelings" ask the people who write the code used to blow up Palestinian families and Iranian school children, to strip millions of people of their health care, to help the modern-day Gestapo put our immigrant neighbors in concentration camps. Yeah, what if.

Miku, but she's fweakin ravenous. 👾

In Showa Era Japan if your autistic daugher detected ghosts they'd fill her mouth with centipedes

In Showa Era Japan if you didn't have misogynistic bubble gum ads they'd shoot you point blank with a tanegashima matchlock

In Showa Era Japan if you didn't leave single use Tylenol capsules on the floor like a piece of candy the foxes would tear your limbs off like a pack of wild horses

Important reminder about these new SFIV rollback mods: They all admit in their own readmes to ripping off codeberg.org/adanducci/sf4e . They just genAI a lobby system over it.

they should drop a big big piano on me when i start having crush thoughts i think that would help tremendously with my brain waves

and then my eyes go all swirly and i smile all big and goofy and my teeth are the piano keys

bunny

"Dames. They's nothing but trouble. I's know because I's was a dames, and I's was nothing but trouble. The boss be a dames too, and she's savouring the constant gender euphoria of being nothing but trouble."

it's october have a lilith

i fucking hate how many ai losers are clogging up retro gaming with barely functional dogshit

I feel my dominant moods always have some shade of jesterly, puckish nature to them - in some sense I am trying to appease the royalty of a partner and in another sense I am making so much fun of them and fucking with them thusly and being dominant gives me the sex version of jester’s privilege

I am vulnerable as a dominant party as you have the purest privilege to send me to the dungeons if I am Too Much. But if I see a crack, I see a line, a little smile or a blush on the face of the regent, motherfucker I am going to sling for the whole routine. I will knock you *dead.*

PEACE IS PAVED WITH KINGDOM SAVED HURRAH TO MARIO THIS ENDS YOUR TRIP OF A LONG FRIENDSHIP. (late 1900s, author unknown)

Quick Hex Maniac sketch

She's kinda slick with it the way she's dodging these laser shots

I love porn site usernames like this that're exactly what it says on the tin.

chess but i gave black a predeployed infantry to counter first turn advantage as is the standard policy

I watched Turn A Gundam in a Discord server with about 10 other people. The server had soundboard clips of Turn A's OP, so every time we started a new episode it sounded like this

ok but what if I did this