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Do you guys remember when David Hogg got a seat on the DNC board and he was like, "YESSS! Now we can make some changes!" And the old guard said, "no the fuck you won't" and kicked him out?

The more I learn about octopuses the guiltier I feel for having eaten them

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

There are so many penalties imposed by society for being the kind of person who drives a Cybertruck. - You’re fined $80,000 - You have to drive a Cybertruck - Everyone sees you driving a Cybertruck - The word “Cybertruck” is a central part of your life - You become That Cybertruck Person

As renown philosopher George W. Bush once sagely opined: "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says 'Fool me once, shame on . . . shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again'"

Daydreaming about an AOC / Secretary Pete ticket, and the visual of "Ocasio-Cortez / Buttigieg" made me chuckle.

High Net Worth Individual is the most hilarious coinage of the new gilded age. Like, as a High Net Worth Individual, I have to say...it is pretty weird that we needed a politically correct, four-word term for "wealthy."

LEAKED: First attack ad against Kat Abughazaleh

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

We have to address the donkey in the room. It’s not just Republicans who got us here. We need to hold our party accountable if we want any progress.

"Vote blue no matter who" works better after your chosen candidate has been nominated, you freaks. "Vote Gavin Newsom Because He's The Once And Future King" exposes the whole manipulative game the Dems have played for years So, you know. Please keep doing it

As someone who has not been following the story, the Colbert thing makes me think Talarico is a plant.

If they reinstated the fairness doctrine today, who would get to decide what's true?

I feel like we're in the era of digital expansionism. They already have all the physical land so now they're buying up digital landscapes. Or I'm just bitter because they took my TikTok 😢

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

Klobuchar: "There have been three killings since the beginning of the year, and two have been committed by federal agents"

Ossoff: "POTUS called for this man [Mark Kelly] to be hanged. A combat veteran, naval aviator, astronaut, senator. He demanded his execution bc he stated a principle enshrined in uniform code of military justice. If we become numb to that we lose sight of how extraordinary our obligations are."

SEEING IS BELIEVING DHS claims the car being chased rammed the ICE vehicle. The video shows the opposite. 📌 A father and son, a US citizen, are chased. The teen is beaten and seriously injured. The father is deported. DHS lied. The video tells the truth. Excellent reporting by Antonia Hylton.

Shapiro: J.D. Vance is profoundly and pathetically a weak human being, and he does whatever he thinks his boss wants him to do. What we need right now is not idiotic gaslighting from the sitting VP He should be ashamed of himself—and he’s not. I think that speaks to the weakness of his character.

We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.

The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made

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Hey, you guys remember 2 months ago when Brian Kilmeade said we should "just kill" unhoused people? What ever happened with that?

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Woke up with this song playing in my head: music.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_V...

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

ICYMI - Halle Berry is all out of f*cks "Gavin Newsom, has vetoed our menopause bill, not one, but two years in a row, But that’s OK, because he’s not going to be governor forever, and the way he has overlooked women… by devaluing us, he probably should not be our next president either."

pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames

Woke up with this song playing in my head: "You didn't earn your money by working harder but by stealing the profits of the true labor" music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjRF...

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Woke up with this song playing in my head: music.youtube.com/watch?v=dKuK...

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Senator Mark Kelly 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

I would like to submit a request to start referring to dem wins as blizzards instead of blue waves (because we're snowflakes and we're shutting their shit down! ❄️)

This is hilarious. 😅 This Republican is a straight shooter, with Old Tennessee sayings to boot. Watch as he talks about their attempt to ban Congressional Stock Trading. He includes: Fonzi quotes. Admiration for swamps (beauty in Mother Nature). TN idioms. And the words "daggommit" & "damgum." 🤣😂

I find it fascinating that the alt-right movement once used a frog as a mascot of sorts, and now the left has their own frog mascot

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028