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Sounds like a great mom that knows her daughter very well.

Wonderful. Just wonderful.

it's really without question Notre Dame had one second left, even the TV clock which was 7/60th ahead of the in-stadium clock still had not had the full 15 minutes elapse when the ball hit the ground

Laser focused on the most important things.

How do you screw up a spike? Cmon man.

I wonder why anyone would think that war with Iran, rising inflation, the destruction of the White House and other landmarks, a trade war with Canada, and endless corruption and scandal would cause generational trauma. A mystery!

Another shooting at an elementary school today. Potentially more young children murdered at their place of education. How and why do we continue to allow this to happen. Why have we normalized this? Why do we just accept this as part of living in America? I feel like I’m going crazy.

the caption that tells you everything you need to know

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

I don’t like sports anymore.

The Bears losing today would really be the perfect capper to a really shitty week for Chicago sports.

WHY DO THEY KEEP PITCHING TO HIM?!?!?

Welp.

Chicago sports world really taking it on the chin these past couple of days.

Welp. That sucked.

Well that inning sucked.

Gonna need Burke to be the stopper once again on Saturday. Don’t burn him today.

I hate Cleveland

I forgot how miserable postseason baseball can make you feel.

Well the final score sucked but we met the famous “Cane Guy” from the 2021 Postseason! Let’s close it out tomorrow. Go Sox!

1 win away from the ALCS!!!

Alright Taylor. Time to lock it down!

Helluvan outing by Burke!

Just like that!

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

Time to beat up on the bullpen boys!

Google Munetaka Murakami for a little surprise 💯🍾

As proof of his genius, he offers a story in which he realized that if they added 1 to 1775 it would give them the number 1776. No, I'm being completely serious. And his mouthbreathing crowd applauds that basic math like the man split the atom.

Oh yeah, this is FUN!!!

I think Leo had a hand in that one!

HUNDRED!!!!

He definitely should’ve challenged that last pitch.

Please let this be true. He may be an incredibly nice guy but he has never been a good fit. Connor McKnight or Len Kasper would be much better.

How do you defeat a president who’s trying to sabotage the midterms? 1. Use drop boxes. 2. Vote EARLY in person. 3. If mailing in your ballot, put it in the mail AT LEAST two weeks before Election Day. 4. Vote in person on Election Day. 5. Share these instructions with everyone you know.

Repost if your team advanced to the Division Series 👀

BTW, if Ted Lasso did what it seems like they did at the end of this week’s episode I am going to be very angry.

Last night was the first time since the 1906 World Series that the White Sox have won a playoff series on the same day the Cubs were eliminated. I'm simply here to report the news.

The @WhiteSox are just getting started 😤 #NoTimeLikeOctober

Hang it in the Sistine Chapel

That’s what I’m talking about!!!!!

Alright Sox, 4 runs is probably not going to be enough so let’s start padding this lead!

“.. Very good one sentence summary of the economy.” - Kyra Scanlon

SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN DOLLARS FOR OBSTRUCTED VIEW!!!!!

POSTSEASON BOUND!!! Don’t stop now boys!!!

What if?

But he’s really just doing it all for you because he loves you, Mr. & Ms. MAGA.