Defective Columbo

Nathalie convinced her parents to buy her a Home Depot skeleton. Then she dragged him to the basement and gave him a new personality. (His favorite color is now pink).

Republican Shellie Flockhart, who called Iowa Democratic House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott "dangerous" for kids, actually pleaded guilty to endangering kids herself after authorities said she drove drunk with her children in the car in 2017.

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

So it looks like I can no longer do the nyt crossword for free, and ads have been added before wordle and connections? Time to move on I guess. I liked being a leech! Give me free games!

I've been thinking about what my personal code is, a basic ideal that I can reference as I think about new issues that come up. "Everyone Deserves Dignity", and that is a social contract. If you don't act in accordance, you no longer get the benefits of the terms. This applies to individuals only.

Explaincars Drama: there is a strong chance this pilot is an American

I am really hoping that this turns into a Who’s on first situation

Baseball is stupid

Airplanes are where snacks get their big break

Tainted Halloween candy is a lie made up by big candy to sell more candy

The Packers look like expensive artisan white Cheddar

Going on GBBO and making The Kings Hand.

Zach Allen blocks this 49ers field goal attempt to end the first half

Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...

Let's just mix all the drinks together. Beer with electrolytes, protein, fiber, and 2000% vitamin C

Pepto Buzzball

It's called Pillinko and every morning you drop your pills in the slots and let them bounce. They all collect in the same cup and you take them and you also get points that mean nothing.

Just made my first sourdough loaf ever, from the starter I grew at home. Not perfect but a damn tasty loaf of bread.

I always thought I had Yahtzee up on the shelf ready to go. Opened it up to disappointment. No dice.

Every couple has one person who uses the couch blanket and one person who folds it.

Looking for a book about tapes so I can listen to a book on tape on my phone

Me and my buddy had an idea to try smoking cigarettes from every country in the world, only in New York City....

Time heals all haircuts.

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I wonder why we never learn about the more famous woman of the time that caused the suffragette to go by Susan B. Anthony.

A high five for a regular person is down low for a man on stilts

Shaking of my boys calls for a margarita until he asks for a water

Pitchcom but just for hanging out in crowds. Push a button to ask your buddy to snag you a beer or hold up while you hit the restroom

when an ADHD person tells u, "i have it written down on my calendar," that means they are more unbelieavably locked in than they have ever been in their life

Final Fantasy yet they keep releasing new ones?

Since heavy water was invented I'm surprised they didn't rebrand to Water Light.

when you're wearing clothes that are never supposed to leave your house that should be called an "infit"

Like the time fires raged through Gatlinburg and she just gave the families impacted $1k/month for 5 months and $5k the 6th month. no means testing, no complicated hoops, just "your life is destroyed here's some cash" resulting in another UBI experiment gone right. www.bpr.org/news/2018-12...

Defective Columbo

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i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

Welcome to Los Angeles, Tarik!

Wishing for a pill that did nothing else but make me a clueless himbo. Then realizing what if I already am? uh oh

Freedom? *long drag of cigarette* Sounds like just another word for 'nothing left to lose'. Working on my gritty origin story of Joplin, titled "Bobby McGee"

Pizza places should offer the Buffet Box, a box of all different kinds of slices. Like a box of donuts, for pizza.

The most annoying part of solar electrical panels is avoiding calling it a "solar system". That's already a thing.

Stop giving important info (any, really) to the unregulated plagiarism machine with all the security safeguards of old caution tape .

In women's softball the pitchers eventually get Tammy Joan surgery.

Positively cheeked up

Circus Peanut Butter

Singing "Three Wooden Crosses" but going higher and higher as a counting song ala 99 Bottles.