Klein Maetschke

Is this thing still on? Hey. My band finally released our first single. I’d love you to listen: song.link/i/1809891262 ❤️👻👻

What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?

theparist: there's no shaymin feeling like trubbish, psyduck, but wynaut *choose* to be happiny

Wow, what are the odds?!

Bad actors hacking my pizza oven to max out the Poison level (which honestly why did they even build that in)

Here it is, our most-read article of 2024: "The recent change to our course-management system has meant that I need to re-upload every document and assignment and reassign every homework. I will be attending three two-hour training sessions to help me do this."

Charles Kushner, Amb France: billionaire Warren Stephens, Amb UK: billionaire Jared Isaacman, NASA: billionaire Kelly Loeffler, SBA: billionaire Steve Witkoff, Middle East: billionaire But sure, these are the people who are focused on the cost of eggs. Got it.

Trump: billionaire Elon Musk, DOGE: billionaire Vivek Ramaswamy, DOGE: billionaire Linda McMahon, Education Sec: billionaire Doug Burgum, Interior Sec: billionaire Howard Lutnick, Commerce Sec: billionaire Scott Bessent, Treasury Sec: billionaire

Wanted to do a Sketch Wrapped but remembered we don’t track what you do in your documents. So here I am making it all up. I reckon this is probably all of you.

Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing I’m asking for disaster, doing nothing about it

ha ha what a fucken dork

happy thanksgiving i've been playing my ps5 upside down since before launch

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

You used to call me on my self-own

One of the most moving pieces I’ve read on the internet. Also highly, highly, recommend listening to their reading of the piece. Relatable, and heart-wrenching.

Ive decided to Tom Goes to the Mayor the Trump administration when possible

I used to love going to the salad bar but then they put up a sneeze guard and turned it into an echo chamber

My latest labeler is finally working! What it shows for each politician - 3 labels for the top corp donators - 3 labels for the top industries that donate to them Subscribe to this labeler to be more aware of the interests our politicians represent 🚀 bsky.app/profile/us-g...

‘Opinion: Bluesky Is a Dangerous Echo Chamber Because No One Wants to Hear From Me, Specifically’ https://pxlnv.com/linklog/bluesky-echo-chamber/

🎶 My world’s on fire, how bout yours? 🎶 My world is also on fire.

The Kansas City Chiefs are the worst team in the NFL I’ve watched this year.

I hope you’re all enjoying Starfield. /cc @rollin.bsky.social