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Polly Rocket

I used to make almost this same joke when I used to sell Warhammer. I would tell people they could proxy pieces of their army with grandma's hummel collection

Yet everyone worships the god emperor like he a god funny. Anywho league of legends solos warhammer anyways.

You get a follow just for that

OMZ. 😂

I showed this to my Warhammer friends and they're angry but in like a jubilant way?

I just read this to my husband, who will be airbrushing his newest Warhammer figurines after dinner, and he bugged out his eyes. Perfect.

I had forgotten Precious Moments existed! My niece collected them.

(complimentary)

Boltgun, Dawn of War 1 and 2, Darktide, Space Marine 2, Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters, and Battlesector are all fantastic 40k games

The best D&D minis for enemies is candy

Dystheism: the gods exists and hate us

Blood for the Blood God tho?

<touches grass> idolatry...

Really? That sounds interesting.

Ian can I talk you into commenting on the morality of these sanctions given they may encourage over use of violent war gaming? carrzee.org/2025/01/14/h...

Me too :)

The combat rules are an absolute MESS, though.

And yet in mockery, the box of gray shame greets me every morning to remind me of the guilt of my offspring in face of the imperium.

I need this explaining, sorry.

🤣

you chose violence today

Knitting for men

He knows what he did

🤣

If I could buy fully-assembled and painted models at the grocery store for my elaborate custom diorama at home, I would be doing this

And space marine players

This is just...it's fantastic. Truly.

I don't care, it wasn't what I was talking about

Don't touch Nana's drukhari figurines!

I nearly spit my drink out. Still laughing. This is so on point.

Well,,,

Down with the Corpse God

You mean hate your imaginary friend? I love her.

Reboot the cogetator

And Gene 🧬 Steelers only care about your Genes 🧬 not your jeans ;)

But I love Khorne...

Isn’t there a whole genre of anime that is essentially a mashup of the two?