Ian Rasmussen

(taking the substance and coming out even older and fatter) oh bother!

Hi Alexander, I'm shaped like the Grinch and have a similar sized heart and tendency for self isolation

Once a year the internet tries to convince me that a youtubers infidelity is the most important story of the day and who am I to argue.

You go on HBO and they are promoting the rehearsal, you go on Hulu and it's the dropout, Paramount it's Nathan for you, it's a complete you can see everything monoculture

“Everything happens for a reason” well then why the FUCK has the song officer krupke been running thru my head for the past hour?

Stop2End doesn't even work anymore, they just look at you like TheWhale.jpg and send you another ask to chip in.

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

oh bother

Local theater

Has anyone ever won an Emmy and an Oscar for the same role

holy shit

I think one of the issues is that many of the people who might have watched street fighter ironically this weekend are probably watching you can see everything unironically instead

At this point it's getting ridiculous

Hopefully October 15th is the final day of summer

Imposter syndrome is so silly, as long as you're not the worst person at your job then you belong there, and even then you're at least providing that one critical function for everyone else.

Why do they call it "morning wood" instead of "the hard problem of consciousness?"

My favorite unexplainable "With/And" credit from this year is in The Audacity where for some reason in a stacked cast Simon Helberg got the "And" credit while Zach Galifianakis negotiated a "special guest star" credit despite appearing in every episode. Good job agents all around

If you read enough auto translated viral tweets you'll realize that God was correct for punishing us for the tower of babel

Philimona Crunk.... Welcome to the MCU

i know a lot of people have chosen to leave the poison swamp that inflicts constant tick damage but since the Plague Baron stopped casting Rain of Putrefaction so often its gotten way better. plus all of the important conversations about rot and pestilence are happening there

Scoot McNairy lasted one episode against an air conditioner in Fargo, I don't like his chances against a serial killer in Furious

One more week until we can see everything

News Release: PBOT advises the traveling public to be aware that an annual evacuation exercise for the Portland Aerial Tram will be highly visible, as it is conducted along Interstate 5 south of downtown this Sunday, Oct. 11 at 9 a.m. www.portland.gov/transportati...

Final Fantasy is a philosophically and emotionally intelligent videogame franchise that answers deeply meaningful questions such as: what if sword were gun?

I do enjoy posting on bluesky because, unlike texts and group chats, I can be sure that nobody has seen my joke instead of just not liking it.

who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible

They should invent headphones that don't require charging and jack right into the phone

Unnatural to see Dominic West playing a role in his native posh British accent

I for one liked sluggos new hat

Chloe Petts MVP, give them the trophy and their own taskmaster spinoff

This really made me laugh

But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made

Fans of How To with John Wilson can breathe a sign of relief—The History of Concrete is both as good as the show and Wilson’s idiosyncratic storytelling style works even better as a movie!

Are you okay? You've barely touched the 30 links I've sent you