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If they are losing “Mountain Dew at the dinner table America” then they are in big trouble

Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read

GOAT OR BIRD????

Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got

The Manchester United team visited an orphanage in Manchester yesterday. “It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said Johnny, aged 6.

I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign

My family adopted a puppy back in early June and I'm going to switch parties and vote for diarrhea forever.

Political Cartoon of the Year!

Turns out giving them gacha games and anime figurines is better on some level than prediction markets and guns.

Mixed breed?

Whenever I see OpenAI's Sam Altman with his pseudo-innocent glance, he always reminds me of Carter Burke from Aliens (1986), who deceived the entire spaceship crew in favor of his corporation, with the aim of getting rich by weaponizing a newly discovered intelligent life-form. #aliens #tech #AI

It takes 1.28 seconds for a message to reach us from the Moon. It takes as little as 35 minutes from Jupiter. It takes as little as 4.5 hours from Pluto. It takes at least 6-12 months from NYT reporters, plus $35 for the book containing it.

"How can you not be romantic about baseball?"

There was more outrage in the Qatar World Cup for alcohol being banned than there is in this World Cup for people being banned.

It do be like that

Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.

Confusing day to be a EPL and NBA fan whenever a post mentions the Spurs.

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

“Jesus fucking Christ—what the hell is that thing?” Morris said mid-livestream as the ancient, incomprehensible Progenitor of All Thetans arose from His porcelain tub with a loofah in His hand.

As a baseball fan of many years, I’ve never seen anything like this before. I love it. Normalize giving your fellow humans hugs.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Alright, I finally agree with the BlueSky reviews of a TV show- A Knight of Seven Kingdoms is good stuff. Hardly ever a fan of children in shows, but Dexter Sol Ansell is wonderful as Egg.

I’m seeing lots of people on here misunderstand the purpose of ICE watch. It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made