Chaos Incarnate

I deleted Threads because I got tired of the bots and the jerks. Not sure how long I'll last here.

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

Doctors say children should be vaccinated. This ketamine-addicted CBS News contributor says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Fully funded

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

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Record profits? Cool. Now show me record job creation. Record hiring. Record salaries. Record community investment. Record giving back. None of this “you should have been born a shareholder” bullshit.

Hot take, but if AI can replace entire industries, it should be able to figure out what a reasonable commute time is and not show me jobs that are outside that range.

Canada vs. America

Someone just told me that 1975 was 50 years ago and now I need to lie down 😳

Nobody wants to choose between rent and food anymore 😩

They didn't include milennials in the focus group did they? I don't answer the phone unless it's someone I know and even then I will go out of my way to not talk on the phone

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Nobody wants to work for exposure anymore 😱

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

Not after the bullshit they just pulled, they’re not

Old man who can’t read room misreads room #cuomo #nyc thehill.com/homenews/cam...

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If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute. by Pam Bondi

it’s kind of sad when you find out that some of your family are shitty people, but as they say, “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.“ 🤷‍♂️

Compassion is not a relationship between the healer and the wounded. It’s a relationship between equals. Only when we know our own darkness well can we be present with the darkness of others."~ Pema Chödrön - 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶

Trans folk who follow me, please add yourself to this. You deserve to be seen and supported.

Nice heights. Be a real shame if someone was to wuther them.

Easier than shooting crackers in a barrel? 🤔

you know who rfk jr. reminds me of

This is the way

I feel like if AI can replace whole industries*, businesses can figure out a way to use it to send rejection letters to people they’re not going to interview/hire. There’s no valid reason to ghost someone in 2025. *I don’t believe it can successfully do this, but some people will die trying

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Red states rely on the money from Blue states to function. This can all be over the second Democratic governors actually wield their power.

Apparently, they're leaning in on their reputation...