SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻

Do you want to read about Montana’s landscapes, Iron Maiden, the outlaws of American cinema and my visit to what the NYT once called “the campiest place in the world”? Of course you do!

Check out my deep dive into the greatest cult musical of all time.....

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride (of Frankenstein)

"Girl dinner!!!" We shriek, raising our wine glasses, then feasting on the organs of a dozen unworthy men with our bare hands

Vote for the soft green moss that is not sentient but that suffocates everything it encroaches upon in your next municipal election.

The way you wear your wounds.

Film still from American Beauty (1999)

Fuck nudes, show me the inside of your storage unit

I left a piece of my soul inside you *turns on chainsaw* and now I'm going to get it back

Tonight's mood by Philip Oakley

Yesterday was the first snow of the season! ❄️

Happy Tuesday would you like to read about one of the creepiest murder ballads of all time 💀💀💀

Cover reveal for My Mother's Muzzle, releasing 11/26/26 🎉 Dark, disturbing, horrifying short stories (some are funny, some are sad) about identity, fascism, tech, religious trauma, and life in a brown woman's body. (Again, some are just funny). #writersofinstagram #indieauthor #selfpublished

getting the oujia board out to tell christopher columbus to go fuck himself

Your own Personal Werewolf Someone who hears your growls, someone who howls

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

Today's mood by Linda Vachon 🖤

I don't want to create content I want to be a cat napping in a patch of sunlight

do you guys store fluids in your various internal sacs and pouches or not really?

Badlands (1973)

it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science

they're very hot

Gigantic women! Gigantic women! Get ‘em while they're hot! 🔥 👻

It's October now don't you dare slide into my dms unless you are a giant inflatable ghost or a 12 ft tall skeleton riding a skeleton horse on someone's front lawn

Wolfman once, shame on you. Wolfman twice, fuck you Wolfman.

how can we be sure that anything is butter

I'm very sad and bitter but in a fun, sexy way

I feel like it's never too late in life to find a wise old cemetery caretaker to apprentice with.

As a child i really thought adulthood would involve a lot more duels to the death

Do not land on me bumblebees I am not a flower I am meat that is slowly rotting

the cusp of fall is the perfect time to get those soups and grudges simmering on the stove, listen to old timey murder ballads and drink moonshine

Just spotted my first giant skeleton of the season 💀 thank you friend for helping me get in the spirit even though it's 80 degrees

SHES HERE ❤️🍁🌻

Hollow me out, inflate my husk, tie me to a long chain, and set me adrift over the corn field to ward away low flying aircraft.

Personally I’d be inclined to take advice from a talking snake, depending on the snake.

My son frequently calls me "the weirdest woman alive" and I take it as a compliment and an ongoing challenge every time 👻

For the metalheads 🤘🤘🤘

“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest

First hint of fall recipe: a soup of stars and caramelized onions, paprika, tumeric, salt and pepper. Melt any stray demons you have into it one by one, simmer for an hour. The noise may alarm your neighbors, so you would be wise to alert them beforehand

New obsession: Julie Christmas

Soothsayer sounds like a pretty easy job. You only have to say one word.