Iphigenia V

Girls only want one thing and it's Special Access to The Machinery

It has been zero (0) days since I've seen trans women say the absolute worst shit about other trans women on the internet can we PLEASE stop doing this. If I have to see one more "actually Blanchard's typology is good" post I'm gonna lose it.

the Newark Penn Station superstructure gives the illusion of a suspended tunnel

Friendship ended with tight fitting latex. Now loose fitting latex is my best friend.

lula

getting maximum spice-level noodles at the thai restaurant because i'm in it to win it

HELLO I AM A STUPID COMPUTER-ILLITERATE MORON CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT "4" IS ALL ABOUT I DON'T GET IT. i just wanna be in on the joke

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

Going to an elegant party if you need anything

On the one hand it's monstrous what the UK is doing to trans people re: hospital segregation but on the other hand why are the hospital wards gender-segregated in the first place??? Is it still 1842 over there??? Do I live in a bubble and is this is a common thing everywhere else?

This post always cracks me up

I listened to the most recent WTYP on the Amtrak Frankfort Jct. wreck and as a former train driver who went mad due to the pressure of never making any tiny mistske it was extremely healing to hear @garethdennis.uk and @donoteat.bsky.social talk about how there's no such thing as "driver error".

Sony has decided to give me 100 billion dollars to make 31 biopics about the members of Black Flag. People are scoffing at this idea and calling it "quite possibly the worst use of money in history" but I'll win over the public once they see my Jim "Kansas" Dearman film I swear

I've now moved on to making "reading other Thomas Pynchon novels that aren't Gravity's Rainbow" my whole personality because you have to give it up for a guy who can write in a "Soup of the Day implies Soup of the Night" joke without missing a beat.

people will say "did you know the creator of ... has a weird fetish" as if anything other than a weird fetish could possibly compel you to suffer through the creative process

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.

these are words trans women would use to insult each other

There are numerous elevators

let us not forget boston, the boring tgirl capitol

had to turn down a dream job on the west coast down because i couldn't relocate quite as fast as i thought i could and couldn't meet their start date DAMN IT

DEVIANTS ARE SACRIFICED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY

I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

We gotta start gatekeeping again. Normies weren't supposed to find out about shit like "Angine de Poitrine" or "Western Massachusetts Queer Culture". There's too much information accessible to too many people and you all can't be trusted.

cuth pube

y'all thought i was in a bad mood beforehand and then i found out a big name fetish photographer ripped off a shoot i was in years ago

man don't quote my posts talking about experiencing transphobia to complain about bluesky's UI being bad the fuck is wrong with you people seriously

Someone said "the Pan flag is just neon Armenia" and I will never be able to forget it.