wil 🦇

wil 🦇

@itswil.bsky.social

they/them. hey see that bananas by the each that's MY PHOTO I TOOK. BANANAS BY THE EACH WAS ME. NEVER FORGET THIS 🏠CEO of Hug House Productions 🌹TAFCON organizer ⚡Creator of VALENCE 👽Creator of Nevermorphed

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if you have never read the #animorphs books please join me in reading them for the first time. i cannot express to you how good these books are and also how horrifically relevant they are to our current repulsive political times. i am not fucking around. hughouse.productions/podcasts/nev...

hughouse.productionsNevermorphedWil, a 31-year-old nonbinary war-hating weirdo who loves unsettling media, reads all 54 Animorphs books for the first time. You are welcome for podcast art that isn’t them slowly turning into…

showing my bf madoka for the first time and he has not put together that the witches ARE the girls, but somehow like four episodes in he DID predict that homura has time powers and has been looping over and over and that that's a big watch on her wrist and she doesn't even have direct combat powers

heres my chili tips: - use dried chiles, absolutely do not just use chili powder - put vegemite in there (you have to believe me) - while the chili is still hot turn it into nachos under the broiler -- the chili being hot will melt the bottom of the cheese layer while the broiler gets the top

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I have discovered the exact, objective, scientific amount that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are lying and/or credulous. By solving this it means that I’ve won, which is the point of the movie, and really all movies if you think about it.

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it should be socially and professionally unacceptable to tell your audience to give your podcast a five star rating. asking for a rating is fine but jesus christ you'll get that if you earn it entitled weirdo

My first five ttrpgs in the order I played them: 1. dont rest your head 2. exalted 3. d&d 3.5e 4. a complete homebrew setting and system 5. d&d 5e

My first five ttrpgs in the order I played them: 1. Vampire: the Masquerade 2. Demon: the Fallen 3. Changeling: the lost 4: Werewolf: the apocalypse 5: d&d (4 and 5 might be flipped it was so long ago now but the rest are for certain)

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Hungarian art historian, Barki, was watching ‘Stuart Little’ in 2009 when he spotted the painting ‘Sleeping Lady with Black Vase’ by Bereny, hanging on set. A set designer had bought the painting for $500. The artwork vanished after a 1928 exhibition in Budapest and was presumed lost after WWII ❤️

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In Cabin in the Woods during the dock scene they had Marty wear a shirt and just sit on the dock while everyone else swam because the actor was too jacked and they thought it wouldn't look right for the stoner character to be in better shape than the jocks

Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social

We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.

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halloween note: i don't want to hear about anyone turning down teens when they come trick or treating. even if they aren't wearing a costume. give those kids treats. the world is falling apart. don't be mean. there's enough of that

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Re: YCSE/Holmes: In retrospect it is darkly funny that the same people who watch TikToks all day and parrot whatever bullshit people confidently state directly into the camera would take up the Holmes innocence crusade because she looked directly into the camera and stated a bunch of bullshit

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Gather ‘round, kids, let me tell you a story. There was a time when there would be a saxophone solo before the guitar solo, and it made everybody very, very happy. People are gonna tell you not to do drugs but I don’t know, man. I don’t know

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I wonder if its because we need some sort of safe outlet to feel all the terrible, life threatening daily terrors we are forced to live with? Maybe feel some kind if catharsis when the untenable evils and billionares are defeated or recieve any kind of comeuppance? Nah thats dumb its obviously satan

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‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

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Weeb jokingly putting “Charlie Kirk” into a novelty Death Note notebook and getting freaked out and never using it again after it goes down like that.

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This doesn’t count but Michael Stipe produced Being John Malkovich and here’s him and John Malkovich looking identical at the premiere

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