Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.

picturing this guy reading skeets aloud to himself and being frustrated

CEO may as well demand a kajillion dollars revenue, sounds exactly as reasonable. This is really another facet of "everyone is 12" holding strong.

People who don’t normally follow soccer having very strong opinions about the US red cards situation are a lot like adult converts to Catholicism having opinions about papal bulls in 1430

if this is actually the case there isn’t anyone who would appreciate this ghoulish maneuver more than McConnell himself so you can’t say they aren’t honoring the man

Kathy Bates. I have no idea why besides the sheer awesomeness of her work, but I think she'd be one of the most lovely people to chat with over just about anything.

Should be noted, the bishop himself was asked this question by one of the deacons (at the request of a shy but devout parishioner) and he assured us it was still just one gathering in the Lord's name because there was only one parking lot. John Steinbock (the bishop) was known to be kinda funny.

Why are they framing this around Costco _at all_‽ It's literally just "impulse buys add up over a lifetime". Nothing to do with Costco beyond "you can impulse buy there like you can anywhere", and 100% "you're poor because you enjoy yourself occasionally" messaging. Fuck all this.

Another reason why I prefer "never vote for a Republican, don't be dumb" over "the Democrats are great" is: it's way more effective rhetoric at getting people to vote Democrat.

"I risk opening a can of worms" You knew you were about to say some bullshit you have no evidence for out on a stage with an audience that was going to call you on your bullshit. Yeah bro, that's a can of worms ain't it.

Everyone really is 12

oh he on DRUGS drugs

So, I think people have the notion that I saw BIRTH OF A NATION was racist and that's why I want to remove it from the canon. That's not actually true. I kept hearing about how BOAN was the first this and the first that but as I started watching more silent movies, the math was not mathing.

I made a new t-shirt that I think has an important message about the future and also about friendship and i think maybe you will like it roryblank.bigcartel.com

i was at a water park over the weekend and overheard a rotund little child of no more than 11 singing this song to himself the kids don't even have their own music anymore imagine being 11 and the song you choose to sing is an academy award winning hit from a quarter century ago

hot take: packages should take six weeks to arrive.

Balloon go up, see where balloon go. He's decided he wants to run, he's just getting ahead of things and putting a balloon up to see which way the wind is going about it. Anyway.

Pretty big story here. First on it. LAPD officers accused of discrimination and unlawful searches, according to internal disciplinary records that also identify them as participants in what California law defines as a law enforcement gang. latenfour.com/2026/06/25/l...

I don't recall LAPD had ever really even admitted "law enforcement gangs" exist (they do). Just that alone seems a pretty significant deal. Two guys don't make a gang. The implication is there's other known members of this gang they aren't reprimanding, and we should ask why.

They gave the game away in the sign, of course they aren't deterred.

Peppa was ruinous before.

Eric Adams Among Lineup Of Children Escorting Turkey Players Onto Pitch

"remember who got us in this position? well she wouldn't be complaining about where we are now, but coercing these newly elected officials into changing the values which got them elected by their constituents"

Legit though, winning elections throws a wrench in their goals. They're justifiably upset and taken off guard by that and it cuts directly into their bottom line (and they know that). There's no sarcasm anywhere here, winning is a problem for the business structure that is the DNC.

oh, I guess he's reading the news now.

There's something to say about the freedom that gives a guy like Mamdani in his office. Most politicians hold themselves back because they're constantly eyeing future office. Maybe selecting for ambition isn't the best way to go lead a society? Maybe there's a historical analog to such a notion?

Maybe if your party listened to its constituents instead of trying to reach across the aisle to fascists and operate as a fundraising professional loser, this would've played out differently?