Jack Bryant

Are we back?

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Exact signs my dogs use when I give them dry kibble.

oh god was he in the files

My top three Star Warses: 1. Ewoks: Caravan of Courage 2. Ewoks: The Battle for Endor 3. Return of the Jedi (second half only)

Happy anniversary to the best parents a guy could ask for!

I’m so thrilled that Netflix is releasing physical media for Stranger Things. Would love to see this trend continue with more series like Lost in Space, Locke and Key, Heartstopper, and Boots.

It was an honor and delight to see the Voyager Golden Record make it to a Pixar movie but this cowardly flattening of Elio is shameful.

They should have followed this formula with the Rocky movies. After Rocky dies off screen, Adrian vows to hunt down the boxer who killed their son.

Like everyone else tonight I’m watching Jaws: The Revenge.

Old friends, together again. @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

If I had a nickel for every time Martin Brody killed a giant shark I’d have two nickels…

I love to watch a shark eat somebody. Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

New (90s) MST3k? Yes, please!

When I was a kid, I saw diversity all over the media I consumed because we all understood it was a good thing. Now suddenly any display of diversity is considered dangerous. Wonder why.

Mychal the Librarian will host a new Reading Rainbow series.

Canceled my Disney+ / Hulu subscription tonight. Shame on Disney and ABC. Shame on Bob Iger. Capitulating to fascists is never the answer.

you guys need to stop

Seems legit.

The president asked Rep. HeeHaw Hamsandwich (R - Hog’s Gulch) if firing Jerome Powell was a good idea and you’ll never guess what he said

NEW | Solar power was the EU’s biggest power source in June 2025 ☀️ For the first time, solar ranked first among all power sources, producing 22.1% of the EU’s power ahead of nuclear at 21.8%. Coal power fell to a record low 6.1% in sixth place.

Art by @karenhallionkenney.bsky.social

Tonight we’re watching Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, from 1985, starring Patrick McGoohan. Haven’t seen this one in probably 35 years so I hope it holds up. I’m expecting a performance from McGoohan that’s at least on par with David Warner in Quest of the Delta Knights.

Once in a while there is good news.

"Remove all the doors from their hinges and start a fire with the wood. Since you’re now using your savings to heat the house, you can stop paying your electricity bill. Take a photo of this to show your followers what incredible work you’re doing."

For the Daily Beast, I wrote about the recent viral video featuring liberal commentator Sam Seder vs. 20 conservatives. www.thedailybeast.com/the-viral-de...

X engineers clocking in this morning

I’ve never wanted to be picked for jury duty as much as I do right now.

Misery is a Christmas movie, right?

The tree is up (finally) and Burl is singin’ the hits.

‘it’s being reported that the united healthcare ceo shooter was a handsome man in his 30’s’ ryan murphy:

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Just had my first McRib of the season.

Are there five words more comforting than: “Tonight… on… Murder, She Wrote”?

Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take. It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨ #ClassicTV #FunFacts

I hope Trudeau remembers the poisoned tooth Dr. Yueh gave him.

Okay, GBBS final time. I hope the winner reveals that they’ve been Mary Berry in a mask the whole time.

Yes, Kylie, we can hear you.

Bluey is the most watched show in America and not one word from her about tariffs. Disgraceful.