Jackie Kashian

We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all...that life at any price has no value whatever; that life is nothing without the privileges, the prides, the rights, the joys that make it worth living and also worth giving...

A helpfully clear exchange here Hasan: "So your argument is that [Minnesota ICE protesters] should stay at home because immigration is a salient issue for Donald Trump. Opposing ICE is only going to help Trump. Wait until we win the election in 2028." Yglesias: "Yes that is what I would have said"

Stay-Kashian is everywhere and watchable in my YouTube. Subscribe and share.

This weeks Jackie and Laurie Show lauriekilmartin.com/podcasts for TMI

Heh jackiekashianstore.com

Please Venmo me $100 first @jackiekashian bc then I consider you a customer :) and MIGHT care to keep you as a customer by explaining things (pharmaceutical level exceptions apply)

This is the message-do not believe it. Vote. Support your neighbors. Stop the bad guys from stealing the American dream. There’s work to do from where we were two years ago but it’s a GREAT PLAN. Vote!

Do men’s restrooms have these?

I found out today that my newest album is “Grammy Eligible.” It SOUNDS like I’m eligible to be available for an award! Honestly.. it’s always been true. My website has the video and it’s streaming on Apple/Amazon but not Sirius or Pandora or Spotify yet… sigh.

BREAKING: Child rapist applauds ad attacking raped child.

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🎬 Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story releases on Netflix today!! Get all the info you need at MariaBamford.com

‼️NEW Dates added! Come laugh with me on tour 😘 We are under a fascist regime. Let's party. If you cannot afford tickets, email me at ariamaamfordba@gmail.com and I'll get you in if it's not sold out. 🎟 All dates, locations and ticket links at mariabamford.com/tourdates

I love that @mariabamford.bsky.social is promoting @jackiekashian.bsky.social’s podcast in the documentary #paralyzedbyhope

Just for this text from a friend “Hey, you guys probably have already found this out, but Burbank airport sucks now! 30 minutes to get from the parking lot to the terminal”

Jackie is an incredible comedian. If you get the chance to see her don’t miss out. I’ve seen her twice in the past year and she killed both times.

When it’s all too much - listen to my dad who, I’m CERTAIN, didn’t know he was gonna have SIX KIDS

Hegseth: We are banning reporters from the Pentagon. Washpost: We have exclusive photos of the historic Dwight Eisenhower globe that was damaged in Hegseth's zeal to move it out of storage and into his office. Gift link ⤵️ wapo.st/3WF2YQo

Clayton Missouri I take it you’re by st louis? Opening for maria tomorrow night

Hey to no one asked me “Yes on 1-5 and 40. No on the others. Statewide offices all Dems. Insurance commissioner Jane Kim “

Thank you Pennsylvania and Brooklyn New York 100 more pins sold $2000 to two different organizations helping to do some damn thing to stop the flow of fascism. Thanks also to Jenni Fine original for the art and blonde medicine records for the donation of the pins and download cards.

Vote. Remember- Men who hate you ARE Voting.

Thankyou Seattle! 50 Bee pins and download cards sold

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

The Supreme Court burns to the ground in Albania, Parliament and the Department of Education has been stormed, the Prime Minister is in hiding and the country is effectively in the hands of the rebels. Albania rejects blatant corruption and their country being sold.

Ahhhh Lockdown youtu.be/xHZvd2dHpII?...

A fancy opinion: arugula… just a tiny bit. Unless I’ve ordered an arugula salad. Think pinch of salt.

Denaturalize, deport this dishonest dickhead.

HOTEL ART! Bellingham WA! NOT Bellingham Seattle - that’s SILLY! Jackiekashian.com and mariabamford.com if there’s tickets left. 7pm

[P] How Tommy thought he'd look vs. how it turned out

America now has second-generation school shooting survivors nypost.com/2026/10/17/u...

X is a creep, predator, and harassment site for creeps, predators, and harassers. Get off of X.

Salt Lake City’s No Kings March has reached downtown, a few hundred voters have dropped off their ballots. “I Voted” stickers are on hand for when they’re done.

I am boycotting my own posts.

Live Dick! On Nov 12 @hesterblum.bsky.social & I will host a live Q&A about Moby-Dick & our read-along podcast about the same. Limited spots for subscribers to zoom with us but anyone can watch the broadcast. 🐳📚💻💙 🌈 exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick

This Saturday, we’re taking action with No Kings in all 50 states to make our voices heard and defend our democracy.

My Dad and the SAME JOKE!!

I like how his gravied brain got him confused with the guy who died in the car with Princess Diana 29 years ago but now he has to retcon that with some fake explanation and the press has to just pretend like this is normal racism and not Alzheimer's racism.

Can I just say Kaiser permanente is not taking my menopause seriously :) 👎

Married sex joke :) just to cheer everyone up. Remember to have fun - the fickers hate that

#Repost blondemedicine Jackie Kashian - End Times People I gotta say, getting into heaven by making life a living hell doesn’t quite track. Watch Jackie Kashian’s full length standup comedy special “Stay-Kashian” on YouTube now! #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #jokes

@jackiekashian.bsky.social www.youtube.com/shorts/VpIxC... ... under a pile of coats. So good. :)

Tired of reading statements that Trump's fascist actions "raise serious questions" when they raise serious answers. As in, yes, the answer is "he's a fascist."

Happy Indigenous Day! Great cookbook by The Sioux Chef www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/712577...