Jacob Rubin

Easy group costume ideas: - Shy Guys from Mario - The Ramones

"Ska has entered its fourth wave."

Pausing the conversation with my friend about her recently deceased mother so we can both emphatically boo and hiss at a passing Cybertruck

VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Screech owl implies the existence of Slater hawk, Zach robin, and Lisa Turtle dove. I should probably go to bed, huh?

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

When you saw only one set of footprints It was then that we fused into Gogeta

4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets

my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.

Upon careful analysis I've decided the best game ever designed is Crocodile Dentist.

Fuck Marry Kill: Zuul, Vinz Clortho, Gozer

One time I was at McDonald's with some friends and the cashier asked my buddy what he wanted and my buddy said "Oh, I'm not having anything" and the cashier said "Probably a good idea"

If you can look at stuff like this and not think we need full-scale police reform (or, hey, abolition) then I don't know what to tell you.

heroic stuff here

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.

Just ate a pumpernickel bagel! Pretty bad!

Anybody else think this picture from Goodnight Moon looks like an AA meeting

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

If they remade Back to the Future today it would be about Marty traveling from 1985 to 1955 because that's how remakes work

Check out this thread folks for something you can do today in your area that will make a difference.

Ol' Southpaw himself, it's Irving Nutrageous.

Subaru Forester DS

youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo?...

Finished Taskmaster Series 21 last night and was disappointed to learn that across ten episodes of TV, not a single person brought up that Joanna Page was dressed like a Minion??? The ENTIRE time???

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

A lot of stuff has fallen into place for me since I learned I'm on the same antidepressants as Griffin McElroy

For only thirty dollars, you can get a portable toddler dining chair branded with OJ Simpson's getaway vehicle of choice.

It appears I am back on my bullshit (designing a rule system so some friends and I can do some low stakes gambling on the upcoming season of Taskmaster)

[A bear leaps over five separate fences and is stopped at the last minute with a taser before he eats a toddler] Hakeem Jeffries: The system works! (Somebody please primary this fucking dude)

This is what it's like to be friends with me.

"The guy on the show with Eagly" - what my dad calls John Cena

I'm the only dad at the Marin County children's museum not wearing an article of clothing supplied by the tech company that employs me.

What's your kid's favorite book? Green Eggs and Ham? Yeah, that's a good one. Goodnight Moon? A classic, for sure. Oh, my kid? His is this illustrated biography of celebrated modernist painter Georgia O'Keeffe.

They should make a movie about the time I accidentally called him Elias SamPson and the pro wrestling subreddit ripped me to shreds.

I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

Okay, I've thought a lot about this. If they did another swing at an American version of Taskmaster, my pitch for a line up would be: 1. Atsuko Okatsuka 2. Cedric the Entertainer 3. Chris Gethard 4. Demi Adejuyigbe 5. Kate Micucci

My most boomer take is that McDonald's should still sell glassware.