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Or you could shoot this insufferable smug ninny out of a cannon and make even more people happy.

I mean yeah I also fucking hate small town america but data centers aren’t the answer

They're designed to run with the fewest employees possible, as few as 10 in some instances.

The reappearance of Mr. Smirky

That’s BULLSHIT. Data centres require minimal staffing, so there’s no jobs boom as a result of one being built. All they do is suck up water & power.

Data centers are so toxic that even the leading Republican candidate for FL governor is pretending to oppose them.

But main street’s still all cracked and broken!

Does Hassett live next to one?

Not ONE "resident" of ANY of the towns that have had data centers forced upon them has EVER expressed any happiness whatsoever about these things. Meanwhile, town hall meetings are packed with angry residents who hate them. I am so sick of their insane lies.

Comparing data center staff to hospital (which we need more of) rural towns would be better served building and staffing hospitals!! But here I go doing the job for republicans

Meanwhile, the data centres swallow a lot of power and water, and belch pollutants.

Is there a data center in Hasset’s neighborhood? I’m betting not.

Is there anything that this smirking little gobshite won't like through his fucking teeth about?

Let's put it in your f****** backyard, you idiot.

Must be why those city council and county commissioner meetings are filled with supportive residents across the political spectrum before and after a data center goes in /s

Total lie.

Later: if you take puppies and blend them into a smoothie and add the blood of innocents you get a healthy high protein snack. Obviously I’m joking and being sarcastic. Just in case.

Happy residents love high energy bills, noise pollution and polluted water?

Keep the data centers in red states and Republicans ARE electing Democrats as a result. It’s great when Republicans are stupid. @punchbowlnews.bsky.social @jenpsaki.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social

Hassett, incompetent, ignorant, and one of the administration who deserves a shit pie in the face.

They’ll be so happy, they won’t care that their drinking water is drying up and electrical brownouts become the norm.

Exactly what AI would say. I miss the days when we didn't know corporations were paying our politicians to help them get richer. Now, they pay them so well that they openly spread the deceitful propaganda like paid spokespeople.

What's the maximum number of Pinocchios you can label a response?

Yea Interview all 30 people in the town Hire the one who got outta grade school and let him sweep up . JOB CREATED

The constructions jobs are gone as soon as it’s built. There aren’t many workers at data centers. They produce nothing. They aren’t taxed. They are a waste of time and space. They are poison. I don’t see the positives.

building trades boom for a year, and when those jobs move on to the next victim, community members will bear the burdens of higher energy costs, significant harm to quality of life, and depletion of natural resources (water and breatheable air)

A Republican liar?? You don’t say

Data Centers, by design, employ very few people, apart from those who build it. They can be managed remotely

Another lie barfed by a lying liar.

I long for the day when there will be accountability. When telling the truth becomes valued again. When our country has morals. When we care about people. I long for the day of accountability, but I'm afraid I will die before that day comes.

Trickle down stupidity

They don't create long term jobs. They jack up the prices, pollute the air and are noisy. I don't think he would live next to one.

More like no jobs, no potable water, rolling blackouts, and toxic exposure so corporations thousands of miles away can run AI and displace thousands of city residents who used to make things also become unemployed. I doubt these urban refugees will be in a position to buy houses anywhere.

I'm so tired of living through 'Idiocracy: the real time documentary'

Cool narrative, bruh.

Temporary construction jobs don't help the economy of a place, if anything they crowd it with extra money causing inflation until those jobs disappear

No one believes Asshat.

This is complete bullshit.

He should take that pitch down to Griffin & LaGrange, GA right now and see how it works out for him.

This guys lies like it’s water to keep him alive.

I can’t get past… “HASSETT: BONES OF THE INFLATION BUSINESS DATA HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION”

I would love to see that smug smile wiped off his face.

I keep looking for the pullstring on his back and it does bring to mind that when these people are prosecuted for all of the lawbreaking that they have done, maybe we need to build a prison next to a data center, so they can all enjoy the benefits of living next to one.

Until their water supply is gone and the things go belly up. I’m sure the oligarchs will protect those folks

Bro the whole point behind data centers is they are computer servers, they don't need to employ a lot of people. Most data centers employ between 20 and 100 people. That is not a lot of people to make a community thriving!

Well SOMEONE has to take care of all the tubes.

Every time I see that keebler elf looking motherfucker, I just want to punch him in the face.

Ah yes, all those data centers hiring hundreds of people who...center data all day. Just wearing their smart jumpsuits, centering all that data...while small town Americans embrace them with the love for growth and change they're famous for.

Oh ok, so bring in people with high incomes so that can raise property values ergo us normies can’t afford to live there anyway. Not to mention all the other horrid shit with data centers

Frankly that’s utter nonsense!

Ai datacenter nearest Hassett’s home describe his top qualities well … “unabashed dishonesty combined with aggressive promotion also known as hucksterism, mountebankery, and chicanery”

Living in Thielland in an air conditioned Theobro enclave where they never have to see or hear from "those stupid little people". And the locals happy provide Jubilee 13 year Olds for their entertainment.

the companies will do their damnedest to avoid local or national taxes or giving anything to help local people.

Hassett is a giggling idiot.

Stfu w your bs Hassett.

If this is true why aren't communities with data centers trying to get more data centers in there community

That must be why so many are being built in secret and against the will of the people

Data Centers create so many jobs?

That smug face is itching for a "Thwap"!

What a load of BS!

Brick Tamland

Pinheads say what?

Probably a bot

Well - the “current push” - for data centers is very different from what we have had historically. So it is to the larger creations of endless data centers that are proliferating….

With a MyPillow.

Gas is cheap! Groceries are basically free! The economy is booming! We won the war! Americans love, love, love data centers!

Dear Mr Hasset. Data Centres are shite for towns because they overwhelmingly contribute to climate change by consuming electricity generated by fossil fuels, and they pollute so much water that very little can be filtered and recycled. But you keep on being the Trumpist shill that you are.

I need to stop seeing his creepy smile as he lies to everyone.

Narrator: Other than construction, there are few jobs created by data centers. Don’t believe the hype.

SURVEILLANCE CENTERS. WOW, no wonder Fascist Fukwits are promoting them!

Truth.

I strongly believe that people choose to live in sleepy towns precisely because they're sleepy. Put a data center there and there are gonna be a bunch of pissed off residents.

"Bring people in with high incomes that can buy houses & stuff like that." And jack up the property tax rate for all residents. NOBODY benefits when McMansions start popping up in rural towns. Hassett is a lying or ignorant asshole.

I was about to say "At least Harold Hill had a couple of redeeming qualities", but if his whole motive for getting close to Marian was purely practical, and rooted in the misogynistic attitude that women are simple, sexual creatures who are easily preyed upon.

And the sleepy little townsfolk won’t be able to afford to live there. This clown is a disgrace.

Put Hassett under a data center.

If they’re so great, why are none of these toads putting them in THEIR neighborhoods?

Datacenters are largely automated and operate "lights out" with few people, Hassett. Do us all a favor and go back to teaching students to be arrogant and uninformed at Columbia.

And did anyone ask this moron how many people it takes to run a data center? Surprise, surprise .... Maybe a 1/10th of a similar size brick & mortar business

Put one in Hassett’s backyard!

I love that one, too, @darvitwendy.bsky.social

"There are gonna be a bunch of happy residents." Feels the same as "You WILL like it!" with how his boyfriend Trump demanded everyone love AI.

I suspect the residents like their sleepy towns without the added pollution, noise, and higher electricity and water costs.

Something tells me that the residents in the towns wouldn't be nearly as happy to see rich people come in, buy up all the real estate, and make homeownership impossible for people who have lived in them for generations as HasNot says they would be.

That man needs to be punched in the face so fucking hard

This infographic is BS. It undermines the people trying to actually fix it.

Then you are equally gullible and misinformed.

Yep, this post is just something someone pulled out of their ass. These DCs are all through every city. The biggest ones get the panic, but resources wise, i doubt they are the issue. My citys most expensive condos and homes are under a mile from a dc, about 3miles from massive DCs.

These are towns where the median home is worth like $5 million and you're driving distance from corporate HQ bsky.app/profile/next...

Visit a data center, then go to lunch at an ICE concentration camp.

Happy residents unless they want water. Bassett is such a tool

And the building shits out $100 bills and hour for the locals to pay for the ridiculous electricity bills and to build themselves water farms to pull from the air what is no longer in the local aquafers. Modify the Alaska model. Pay for the impacts.

They’re all such fluid liars. Gah!

Of all the BS liars in this admin, this guy is the most shameless IMO

sociopathetic liar

We're honestly at a point where there are probably more people that would support simultaneous explosions of all the AI data centers in the world than would support having one built in their small town.

And make property taxes, utility bills and cost of living increase so that people who have lived there for generations can no longer afford to live there.