Jacques Bouchard

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Lenovo: Let's design our laptop to vent out the bottom, where it's laying on a surface and is the worst possible place to ventilate from.

Man, everybody's got a side gig these days.

For those of you keeping score, someone won Reddit today. You can pack up and go home now. www.reddit.com/r/StardewVal...

If you're taking PHP sites down to schedule time to deal with "unplanned updates", use HTTP 503 instead of letting responses time out / 404 / 500. You can do this outside of PHP / point DNS elsewhere / CDN. developers.google.com/search/blog/... developers.google.com/search/docs/...

Go home HARO; you're drunk.

😁😁😁

They could take it back any day.

rest in peace

I think websites underestimate how much of a deterrent phone-based two-factor authentication can be. If my phone's in another room, I'm more likely to shop/browse/socialize elsewhere than retrieve it. A second option, like email verification, would be just peachy, thank you.

"Where does music come from and where does it go when it's over -- the child's unanswered question about more than music." - Lisel Mueller

Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday

self affirmations are going to come back as soon as AI victims realize it's like giving a prompt to yourself. you are a skilled person who brings value to those around you. you are cherished by your friends and family. you give your love freely and receive it in bounty. do not use em dashes.

Math teacher: You won't always have a calculator when you're an adult Gym teacher: You must build crab soccer skills now for use in adulthood

According to Trump, Iran wants to make a deal badly and is begging to surrender to him because they are completely destroyed but he doesn’t want to accept that so the war must continue and he will bomb them again very strongly and powerfully right after the midterm elections.

If I could give advice to a version of myself from 20 years ago, I'd warn myself not to get floor-model window AC units, because my cats turn them on and off about six times apiece, daily.

Ok. If even new Twitter can platform a three minute video? That means the poets won and the media pimps lost. #liselmueller #livereading

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According to the House Oversight chair, Mitch McConnell has just 24 hours to show his face in Washington. Otherwise, he’ll get another 24 hours. thedailybeast.com/d-day-for-mi...

Thought I'd pick an interesting one. Hannibal would resist it because he has such hubris. How can you enjoy the game if you have all the cards?

Even the crickets were embarrassed.

He's now resorting to trying to buy the election. Federal law makes it unlawful to knowingly and willfully pay, offer to pay, or accept payment for registering to vote or for voting. (52 U.S.C. §10307(c).) Any type of incentive is considered “payment.”

This is one of the more tone-deaf UX things I've seen in a while. I leave my desktop on at all times. What if I'm in California, at Brighton SEO (like I'll be next week) on my laptop and my desktop is 3k miles away? What if it was on my work computer and I'm on my laptop at home?

Is your website using antiquated HTML?

"My country, right or wrong; if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right.”--US Senator Carl Schurz (R-MO), 1871.

what Scott Bessent says here during this "interview" with Lara Trump is simply an insane way to talk about Canada

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

This is finally relevant to me

Is there a reason I'm not aware of that you can't buy a normal-sized, boring piece of chalk that is brown?

This is a very interesting read. www.gatesnotes.com/a-turbulent-...

Come on. This is too much. First Dolly Parton, now Tim Curry. 😞 www.tmz.com/2026/08/26/t...

The cruelty is the point with this evil fucking regime. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/theyre-sla...

Got it - it's specific to the requested resource, it doesn't matter where it was embedded. The goal is to make sure that the number of requests sent to the server don't cause problems for the server.

Spoiler alert: The email arrives five hours later.

Pro-tip: with ChatGPT adding "official" to many more fan-out queries, it's a good time to consider whether adding "Official" makes sense to things like official brand homepage <title> tags (e.g. "Official Site"). 🧵

If your SaaS product displays a time but not the time zone... ...and your customers's teams work across multiple time zones... You need a UX designer. Looking at you, Lucky Orange.

heh.

"SeO iS DeAd" 🤡

The 2026 Republican message: Shut up or we’ll kill more of you.