Jake Cole

You know what, we do movie prompts all the time and I enjoy them but where my real heads at, 1 like = 1 favorite heavy metal album

That scene in You Can See Everything where [redacted] straight up asks Billy how he knows he’s good at sex and it’s one of two times in the movie where he tries to stop the filming

It was a running joke all the way back in Trump 1.0 that the conservative project was to die for Cheesecake Factory and now it’s just a literal statement of their principles

She opened for Swans on the To Be Kind tour and was an absolute trip. It was like stepping into Cabaret a decade down the line to see Sally still performing while the Soviets were pushing into Germany.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

Between YCSE, Wildwood, Possible Love, and The Devils resto I have had an unreal last two weeks at the cinema. And hell, Whalefall and Clayface were goopy ass fun.

If The Dude and Walter did the fusion dance from Dragonball Z

I’m about a third of the way through King Sorrow, my first Joe Hill, and I’m sorry to compare him to his dad but in this case it’s to say that if this was a King book it would be well on its way to being a top 5-er for me

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

The more I think about it the more I think this has one of the most baffling endings I’ve ever seen, of Mikey Madison’s whistleblower doing a literal “Don’t You Forget About Me” fist pump before the text epilogue mentions FB continues to operate unabated and with malign influence

Chemical Brothers are underrated as a psychedelic act, in addition to their regular ol big beat bonafides.

I’ve become very fond of the slow winnowing down of the AMC Nicole Kidman pot. By next summer it will just be Pazuzu-esque shock inserts

“And they said ‘my god, it’s full of stars’ but it’s space, that’s where they’re supposed to be, so it’s not too surprising”

Even if you were the most cynical, inhuman “pragmatist” alive, “I don’t lose”? This is the motherfucker who helped destroy a GENERATION of Dem backbenchers

Vivek Ramaswamy is going after the abusive parent vote: defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

Well there you have it folks. Bad seeds and cool daddies will be let loose once again. Get your egg creams to go and get home now.

Did they put that Scrooge costume in a dryer, my guy looks like he’s seen some shit

Happy Wonder Woman day with me remembering that the legend Gilbert Hernández drew Wonder Woman once, look at those arms

Very pleasantly surprised by this, not only for its decently gnarly effects but a perspective on Gotham that hasn’t really come through in other live action adaptations.

Brad Lander is such a real one

Nikki is not the villain in the movie, but she is the monster. They found a great way to launder the fact that the scares come exclusively from the concept of "Extreme BPD girlfriend" by firmly establishing that it is Bear's fault.

This is probably the most Late Night moment Conan has had in 20 years

we gotta bring back shame, man society doesn’t work real well without consequences for being an enormous piece of shit in public

I'm not sure how much more blatant it can get that these guys are looting the federal government and then pointing over there and saying "look what THOSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GETTING AWAY WITH!!!" bsky.app/profile/atru...

Thank you to @sepinwall.bsky.social for actually writing this and talking to me for it, and to @garyjackson.bsky.social for the most concise summation of Sorkin’s ethos I’ve ever seen: “I want to be rude to a blonde woman.”

John looking like his high peaked 45 min ago and he’s just now realizing he’s not at home playing Dark Souls

You Can See Everything (Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, 2026)

Oh that bubble is about to POP pop, huh

Every article has the same premise: Young people are characterizing their normal, happy childhoods as abusive and going "no contact" with their parents over minor disagreements. Every article also, late in the text, blithely acknowledges that this premise is false. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/14/h...

“I don’t know what the PS6 will be made of, but I know the PS7 will be made of sticks and stones” — Albert Einstein

Best in the game

liberté. égalité. dragonballe zeé.

God, this is beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKgF...

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Worked thru my Radiance Histoire(s) du cinéma set and tested the annotated subtitle track and granted I didn’t watch much of it with this track but it seemed underwhelming? The release description made it sound like it was gonna ID the film clips used but it just notes when the text is a movie title

If you’ve never seen anything like “You Can See Everything” I *implore* you to go look up Robert Greene’s film “Actress” and have your brain blown open