Darkest Timeline JDP

Darkest Timeline JDP

@jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social

Indiscriminate, unwitting slayer of small literary journals and music mags / host of the Cinema Shame podcast / @007hertzrumble on the Twitter / creator of #Bond_age_ / collector of physical media / imbiber of coffee and bourbon

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Trump’s midterms closing argument

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

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This is unfair, I should say 9 screens of Captain Glurpo 14 and one screen for a Christian movie about a dog named Tugger who teaches an alcoholic football coach how to go to church again.

Jessica Ritchey@jmritchey.bsky.social

This past week I've seen Pan's Labyrinth, Verity, Digger, Primetime, The Devils, and Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother in theaters. Some I liked, some I didn't. But this is such a healthier state of affairs than 9 screens of Captain Glurpo 14.

I worked as an intern at a post-production house for two weeks. I got fired — as far as I know — for not running out to pick up a case of Coke to replenish the reserves for guests. There were two full cases in the closet and I just asked if I could get it tomorrow morning on my way into the office.

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I finally watched The Omen III. Possibly the only movie in which you’re rooting for the baby to get hot ironed so something will actually happen besides Sam Neill staring at something slightly behind the camera. #Hooptober #31DaysofHorror

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If you need a pickmeup, Ukraine struck and destroyed a Russian data center last night, reducing Russian bot traffic by 50%, dropping online pro-AfD discussion to zero, cratering MAGA traffic, and making Elon big mad. Just in time for the mid-terms. Slava fucking Ukraini.

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Fun fact: Colonel Sanders (yes, that one) has appeared in more films with an exploding helicopter than Al Pacino. The fried chicken king briefly appeared in HELL'S BLOODY DEVILS (1970) which features a chopper fireball. Meanwhile, Al Pacino has yet to make a film to interest us...

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#SeanPayton4Prison2026@rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social

17 year old me: so we’re just kinda working a job and finding little things to enjoy to get by? Current me: yeah, it’s a life. 17 year old me: Hayley Williams is still hot thought right? Current me: oh my god dude oh my god All the past versions of me in the room: oh my god

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Chatted with @karinalongworth.bsky.social about her latest season of @rememberthispod.bsky.social - if you are not listening, you really should! It is fantastic and I can't wait for the episode four drop this week...

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what an asshole

Marty Lederman@martylederman.bsky.social

Samuel Alito: We won't overturn Obergefell because it's engendered reliance interests. Jan Crawford: Well, many people had organized their lives around Roe v. Wade. Alito: No, they didn't. Women merely had an "abstract" interest in "ideas about the kind of society that they were going to live in."

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Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...

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Wow. There’s a way to shoot and edit a scene depicting a semi-truck hitting a woman and not toss a limp dummy around like a ping-pong ball. But hey— at least it’s not Meet Joe Black levels of CGI stupid. #TheOmenII

Zandalee and Naked Killer in the same list. @jlalibs.bsky.social even found a couple that I haven't seen in this genre, in which I considered myself rather well-schooled. Well done, sir.

Letterboxd@letterboxd.social

From sizzling drifter noir After Dark, My Sweet to sweaty, New Orleans-set Zandalee, Justin LaLiberty serves up twenty deep-cut erotic thrillers you probably haven’t seen. Read the full story on Journal: https://boxd.it/3o4