Jameson Wentworth

Happy Opening Day, nerds! (Every re-post brings us one step closer to the Cubs bringing me back to battle John Vincent)

Damn. I know it’s bias due to things that resonate with me personally, but it really feels like people who bring joy to others suffer a disproportionately high percentage of untimely death.

After 2016, I didn’t even care that the cubs had a losing record for half of 2017—then they went on a bananas run, made it to the NLCS despite the nationals being significantly more deserving. In a lot of ways 2017 is just as memorable as 2016. If the Pacers ever win, I may not care for a decade.

Ok so why do the pacers look completely different (and completely dysfunctional) team than the same team we saw in the preseason?

Well these ABA uniforms look incredible.

Are the 76ers gonna trade for Giannis?

The Colts need to fire Chris Ballard again, unfortunately. The first time didn’t fix anything

Who needs a new job when the monopoly game is back at McDonald’s

That coverage was better than most things I’ve seen Sauce Gardner do

I think the Knicksnand Nrewers winning the championship in the same year would be a really efficient torture method, and then I could be done with with them both for the rest of my life.

They know what’s coming, simplest expanation

Brewers are intercepting PitchCom These takes are too uncanny.

Happy birthday to meeee! Thanks for that one, pacers! 🤮

The pacers are undeniably not playing Pacers basketball tonight.

Worst half of basketball I’ve seen the Pacers play in a long time (excluding the gas leak year)

Ok if we somehow remember how to play basketball, I would call *this* a comeback. But I also think that going down 30 with 5 to go in the half is vomit-inducing

I blame these hideous gold-out shirts for the 1st half (so far)

Pacers down 17 after the 1st If we win, is it a 17-point comeback, or did the rest of the game just happen?

Story: Inside Tyrese Haliburton's return to the Pacers in New Orleans. Of course it went that way. It was never going to go any other way, especially with his inner circle there. "What it took to get back to this level... Of course he’s emotional." www.forbes.com/sites/tonyea...

Hey! @tonyreast.bsky.social ! Long time listener, first time caller: My wife and I are at the game tonight if you somehow have a spare moment and want to try to say hello, let me know!

I get that winning after having a significant halftime deficit is factually “a comeback” But where to we draw the line for that moniker? I’d say “won after trailing by xx at the half” Typically every team trails at some point in every game Is every win a comeback??

They should use hand signals and/or change the grid of what any given PitchCom transmission means. Because my toxic trait is that I am convinced that the brewers are intercepting PitchCom transmissions

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

Neat!

Gotta challenge that. Otherwise why keep a challenge til the end

Ok hear me out Let someone guard Pascal Siakam on his free throws.

Hali just looks so full of joy even when he’s confused why he’s getting a tech or gets bumped by someone after a play

Is Quinn Buckner a commentator for the Pacers or for the refs?

Sign James Johnson to another 10-day to tamp this down

Today, Andrew Nembhard thinks about the 2025 Finals for "0 seconds". Last year? He couldn't shake the feeling of being so close. Ben Sheppard still gets flashbacks. “It’s something I always chase after. You’ve got to bring one home.” On the Pacers fuel: www.forbes.com/sites/tonyea...

genuinely i think this is about half of what's going on in my town. the seniors are alone in their houses getting radicalized by AI slop

I know the “NBA Season” started yesterday, but my NBA Season starts today (The Indiana Pacers play) Heart Pick™️ Finals: Pacers-Spurs (‘Cers in 7) Head Pick™️ ECF: 76ers-Pacers, all ‘ers matchup WCF: Spurs-Thunder Not doing a Head Pick™️ for the Finals bc championships have to be won on their own

This is why I stick to home run inn where the serving size is 1 pizza, or maybe they don’t put a serving size suggestion on there who can say? not me! that’s none of my business

The overreaction to 76ers-Knicks with be pristine theatre no matter who wins

The Jalen Hurts situation really makes you wonder about the actual severity of Caleb Williams’s injury. I’ve seen a franchise QB get cleared to play through massive injuries, and then seen him retire 10 years too soon. And Caleb Williams reminds me a lot of Andrew Luck

I love my parents and have made great efforts to spend holidays with them *apart from the family members I don’t want to see* But I can tell they’re starting to think I’m cutting them off—this panic has been brewing for a while

What was he supposed to do? It was a horseshit question. Was he supposed to be somber and serious to reassure us all that he’s not a sleeper agent? He very calmly and politely handed that idiot his ass because that idiot was acting in bad faith. We need more of that, not less

This is Nazi talk

“We just found out” Oh so you weren’t paying attention? I hate it everywhere.

I’d call Ballard’s work middling at best, and I kinda thought he’d get a pass for last year because of the injuries—but letting him go 6 games is basically like firing him for last year. And for the Sauce Gardner trade.

Does anyone remember the toilet paper factory fires? Did we get any closure on that?

Made a little video about my reporting on “Tommy” from the viral @abdulelsayed.bsky.social town hall

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Ok so I’m starting to come around to the Achilles epidemic has got to be something to do with the shoes. (Or the training)

What a fucking hack

My thing about the uptown theater is that the photos people are posting are breathtaking, and yes it is a travesty that this gorgeous space has so rarely been seen. But what they don’t capture is what it’s like to *suspect* how beautiful it is inside while walking by it knowing it may never be open

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

This year’s Colts look a lot like how I thought last year’s colts would look.

Tom Brady learned the word “twitchy” this week. He’s very proud of his new word

“hey chat I lost my critical thinking can you troubleshoot ways to fix that for me?”

Tommy had what the other kids called "Grayson Allen-ass Face"