Flare

Flare

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Tessera System!!! 34 - ΘΔ& - it/its - ☄️Comet, 🔥Flare, 👑Snipe, ✨Nova, 🍃 Wilt if lost, please return to owner: @syzygyrior.bsky.social

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I thought the whole point of Cheesecake Factory is if you ever go to one, you only go to it once so you can say "I ate at Cheesecake Factory once" and then your friend asks "how was it" and you say "it was ok"

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the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

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Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

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This is our precious Pathfinder son Rue and he's so tough. You'll never ever meet someone as tuff as he is i just hope you know that i think the masses just needed to know he's really tough

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awesome contextless ad copy i just saw that i’m going to be saying to myself in an old ass wizard voice all day

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gorilla with a jetpack, and a big bubble to protect against AOE spam.

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if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

To be clear I know the election's been called but that meme is still applicable dude lmfao

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hourlong video essay on superfuckingmario dot co- *sees it was made by a woman* - well there’s a lot to learn out there. perhaps i should listen before judging

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ELIZABETH: I’m not really familiar with the Sugondese people either. NATHAN: Okay. BILLY: I hear you Nathan, and your line of questioning is valid. But I think what she’s too nice to say is that if the Sugondese won’t assimilate with our culture, they shouldn’t be allowed in our country.

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Coming out as a furry I think my fursona is gonna he a monkey, or perhaps a gorilla. He'll have my love of science of course, so I think he'll probably be from the moon and also have like a self engineered electric weapon