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Looks like I have to break out the "sexy composer" costume again.

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Am I going to hire an Etsy witch to help my divorce get settled this week? Probably.

If you liked Xena, you should watch Cleopatra 2525. It is a light sci-fi setting with some interesting world building. Campy, goofy, and fun. Certainly built around 2000's idea of the male gaze (Gina Torres in booty shorts? What am I, made of stone?) Easily found on some archives on the internet.

1. D&D, basic set 2. AD&D, 2nd edition 3. MERP (Middle-Earth Role-playing) 4. Marvel Superheroes 5. Star Wars (West End)

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All you need to know about culture in the 90s can be summed up in the opening credits of either "The Practice" or "Batman Beyond"

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Ruin a song by adding "in my pants" to the title No More Mr. Nice Guy in my Pants

The best thing I've done for my Zen practice lately is not using a timer. I've been using a stopwatch instead. I just start the stopwatch on my phone, toss it behind me, and sit until I am done. I am not waiting for the timer to go off. I'm done when I'm done.

If you want to be a successful experimental music composer, you need to have a funny catchphrase like “It’s gonna rain!” or “I’m sitting in a room!” or “She was a visitor!” that you can yell out when you walk into a party or when someone asks you a tricky question you don’t know the answer to.

"50 Shades" trilogy audiobook series by Gilbert Gottfried

If the DCU really wants to do it right, their Batman will wear blue and grey. We've had enough of the black and brooding style. I want him to look like a Denny O'Neil drawing come to life.

Seeing so many political ads today that I miss sports betting

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

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One nice thing about having a gay daughter is that we share Megan Thee Stallion videos with each other.

this is why i tell students that if they are, like me, a messy bitch who loves drama they should become historians

So I cooked yellow dal for the first time tonight and I think I accidentally made garmonbozia. Which, given my current life status, seems appropriate.

Chet is getting ready for dokusan #caturday

But not every circle is a square, obviously.

the second el-sayed chose to treat tommy as an equal and not a nuisance, tommy was cooked

In my year of Getting Caught Up on Peak TV I've gone through some real depressing stuff. Succession, Breaking Bad, The Leftovers, Mad Men. Shows where I would think "This is a bad idea" while watching. Now I can add Chernobyl. Maybe the hardest and most compelling show I've ever seen.

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Honestly, if Lise Davidson sang to me like that I'd happily kill the King of Scotland for her.

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