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Investors: "Anyway, we were so impressed that we invested the entire planets' economy in this, if it fails you're all cooked."

I NEED TO SEE IRON LUNG AGAIN

JE VAIS VOIR IRON LUNG !!!! MERCIII

BOJOURE LÉ CANARES Toi aussi tu dire NO A.I. 🦆 duckduckgo.com/vote

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

1. Grosses ristournes fiscales aux milliardaires. 2. ? 3. Plus personne à la rue. Ok, ça n’a pas marché, mais peut-on vraiment le lui reprocher alors que son plan était d’une logique si parfaite ?

🇨🇭Référendum sur le matériel de guerre La recolte de signatures commence demain. Vous pouvez aussi soutenir via des dons. referendum-materieldeguerre.ch#participer

He legit just pardoned the president of Honduras for drug trafficking but now Maduro is going to stand trial for “narco terrorism.” This all makes a lot of sense and definitely isn’t about oil.

Comprenez que les USA s'autorisent désormais à destituer n'importe quel chef d'État qui ne leur conviendrait pas, de manière unilatérale.

I'm an "A.i." abolitionist. Here's why. gregpak.net/2025/12/19/i...

Oui mais vous comprenez chatgpt me trouve des recettes à partir de ce que j'ai dans le frigo

If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.

ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: hehe yeah bro ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot

If your admin says "but we need to prepare students for AI-driven careers," you can calmly say no. Reiterate that AI-integration is the result of wild capitalist greed, the technologies themselves aren't "generative" or useful in most careers, and students should focus on process-based learning.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Proud to be the 62nd backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Fairy Seasons! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...

I don't have anything against Not Autistic people, I just think we should research their genotype so we can identify what genes cause it. That way we can abort all Not Autistic people so Not Autistic people will stop existing. 🧵

Par contre, en France, on ne voit aucun problème à la présence de Bastien Vivès au festival d'Angoulême 🤢 www.humanite.fr/culture-et-s...

« Nous ne nous sentons plus en sécurité en France » : pourquoi GrapheneOS retire ses serveurs de France suite à un article du Parisien www.frandroid.com/android/2881...

"They say there's a ceasefire. Where is this ceasefire they're talking about.. every day 10, 15, 20 people die. There is no ceasefire. The Israelis aren't abiding by the ceasefire"

Quitte à interdire des bouts de tissu, on devrait interdire le port de la cravate car c'est un signe de soumission au capitalisme. Tous ces pauvres hommes obligés de se nouer un nœud d'étranglement autour du cou comme des chiens accrochés à la laisse de leur maître. Brrrr

"The AI industry’s most important product at this moment is not a chatbot or a video generator; it’s the story the AI industry is telling about itself.... According to an MIT study, 95% of businesses that have deployed generative AI have gotten no value from it." www.theringer.com/2025/11/04/t...

Captain Torture

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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?

C'est avec une immense joie que nous vous annonçons les dates de #EtTaCause2025 ! Du 10 au 12 octobre 2025, nous aurons le plaisir de lever des fonds pour Acceptess-T, association trans militante Ca commence le 10/10 à 17h sur notre chaine twitch Découvre Acceptess-T ⤵

Soulagée que le gouvernement français ne soit déjà plus (et à nouveau) le gouvernement français CEPENDANT Je m'inquiète que ce chaos soit créé volontairement pour pouvoir justifier ensuite la mise en place d'un système autoritaire.

OpenAI employees are very excited about how well their new AI tool can create fake videos of people doing crimes and have definitely thought through all the implications of this

"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." www.computerworld.com/article/4059...

Plus un parti est à droite, plus il diffuse des fake news Conclusion d'une étude néerlandaise qui a analysé 32 millions de messages postés sur Twitter par des parlementaires de 26 pays, dont la France ➡️ bit.ly/40MucD2

Quote how you paint dark skin! This is a portrait from a twitter user that gave me permission to use her photo for training. The difference when I have a realistic model compared to when I don't is... well. I should paint more often

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Omg omg !!! Look at THIS!!! 😍 Commissioning @jaws-stone.bsky.social was the best idea I've had in a while. I loved the whole process and final result ! Amazing artist 💫 if you like what you see and can afford to, go support them ! 😊

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

🧵 Le sujet des droits d'auteurs tourne actuellement sur Bluesky, parfois abordé de façon défensive ou idéaliste (deux points de vue légitimes) sans reposer clairement les questions préalables. Or il mobilise des notions aussi différentes que la rémunération du travail, la propriété intellectuelle, /