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As suspected.

Nice contrast today between Trump and Obama.

I suspect that decades from now, the smiling people in the background will be immortalized in the same way as the people jeering at Black students integrating schools in the 1950s and 60s. The moment will pass, but the photos will last forever.

Trump Unleashes Racist Tirade That should be the headline in every newspaper.

Troy Jackson: "Elon Musk is running ads for you. In fact, they're running ads in Portland, Oregon, for you. But you also got an ad where you use a Teamster official saying that he supports you. He's asked you for a cease and desist."

Troy Jackson to Susan Collins: "I don't have Donald Trump getting me out of investigations like you do"

Susan Collins: Justice Ha-- Hagen. Uhm. Kagan."

Not every Republican is racist, but every racist is a Republican.

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Yep. Sort of like that Nazi thing. But not this grandpa. I'll still be a mouthy, profane social justice warrior who's blasting Rage Against the Machine. 🤘🔥🌊

He's a "mainstream" Republican.

Here's my latest at Public Notice:

Fox News: We lie, you decide.

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JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

Tump is actually punishing American taxpayers, with taxes, for not holding him in awe enough to his liking.

Dan Osborn on Fox News: "Pete Ricketts is weak. He kneels to AIPAC, he kneels to defense contractors and anybody who will give him a dollar. I want to stand up for workers. That's the fundamental difference.

Today's cartoon by Nick Anderson. Several men Trump has nominated, appointed or selected for powerful positions—including Pete Hegseth, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Brett Kavanaugh and former Matt Gaetz—have faced allegations or findings involving sexual misconduct...

I’m loving the “well akshually he didn’t REALLY mean let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego” excuses today. Cool. Explain the assholes in the crowd who thought it was fucking hilarious. Deplorables wasn’t strong enough.

How’s their testosterone levels though?

TRUTH 👇........

There's a new wave of Democratic ads across the country that are somehow brutally partisan and incredibly effective and it's going to take some time for me to get used to this?

ICE arrested the mom of a 9-year-old at a school bus stop in Austin, leaving him alone and crying. The video has profanity and is heartbreaking to watch, but it shows the fear/pain of what happened. This is evil. This is wrong. And it has to stop.

How much taxpayer money was used for delicate President’s hurt feelings revenge?

Oh good, the torture guy is weighing in.

And this, dear Americans, is one of the multiple reasons why the rest of the world thinks of this country as barbaric.

He would 💯 get off to that. He is a Josef Mengele-level monster. If there is any justice in this universe he will get waterboarded for eternity when he dies.

Or we could just let John Yoo choke her out with his soft, bare hands. Jesus, these fucking people.

Awkward.

"No fatties. No trannies. No beardos. No weirdos. No wimps. No radicals. Just warriors.” jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/full-metal...

Bear strolls up to man reading a book in Aspen share.google/UTL4sqQ3Oate... He just want to say good morning

It's hard to tell which is weirder: the fact that these guys seriously suggest that models like Claude have consciousness/sentience or that they actually invest time and money (weird!) trying to convince the Pope as well as theologians and legal scholars of this belief.

true story: when Donny was planning to kidnap Venezuela's leader, the Space Nazi's porn-bot Grok was egging him on, telling him it would be an awesome thing to do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I ask the obvious question: WHAT THE FUCK??? link is here: bit.ly/4j1RvUh

The US added 29,000 jobs in September and the unemployment rate grew to 4.2%. Where’s this promised “golden age”?

[P] TNR's photo editor is doing the Lord's work newrepublic.com/article/2161...

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This really was a huge, disgraceful moment for our country. Trump walked Xi past the presidential portrait display in the West Wing colonnade and said, “Trump, and then Trump, and this is the autopen… Biden. It’s Biden.” Xi can be heard laughing in the video.

Trump’s never ending cycle of responding to unpopular policy decisions by coming up with worse, more unpopular policy decisions.

I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...

The breathtaking grand staircase of the Hungarian State Opera House in Budapest. Designed by legendary architect Miklós Ybl and built between 1875 and 1884. 🙏🏼🌍🕊️ 📷 Photo by Dániel Balázs Harcz©

No Waltz, Trump or the US government does not get to choose the world's nomenclature. We're going with STFU.