Jessica Bloom

Lindsey Graham won't see you calling him a spineless ass-kisser who sold his soul to a con man, but all the other Republicans will.

I have responded to every compliment I have ever received about anything I am wearing/own with 1) thank you, 2) where and when I got it and 3) what a great deal I got on it. It’s the Michigander way.

NYC approves $1,000 college savings accounts for all public school kindergartners

Truer words were never spoken.

looks like klay thompson is trending, which is weird, since his team missed the playoffs. lemme look and see why and OH GOD NO.

One of the many things I love about Sturgill’s new album Mutiny After Midnight is that 2/3 of the songs are basically extremely funky, supremely freaked out versions of Pastor @solomonmissouri.bsky.social ‘s message “You better pray about it and LOVE THE WIFE OF YOUR YOUTH”.

Hey so obviously there are much much worse things in the Epstein emails, but this dipshit Roger Schank’s “theory” absolutely makes me want to set things on fire.

Well this is delightful.

Jesus fucking Christ the feds can’t get it together to prosecute anyone in the Epstein files but are expediting the deportation of a 5 year old?!?!

I keep arguing: there are 5 ways to fight fascism: 1) 3.5% in the streets 2) Peel off 8 Reps or 4 Sens 3) Rescue Trump catastrophe 4) Win in the courts 5) Win in November If you've foresworn 2-5, fine. Then put everything into 1.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

I know a man that don’t have custody of his kids not talking 🤨

This has, in fact, happened to me before.

On a positive (?) note, this parade is not scary or intimidating. However, I might pass away from second hand embarrassment.

Belated Beyoncé at Soldier Field. Incredible.

Sturgill Simpson at the Meadowbrook Amphitheater 🙌🏼

I think i planted Gritty

If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.

Ahhh #puremichigan spring… 75 and sunny to 35 and snowing in less than 24 hours. 🫠

Go to therapy. Go alone. Go with a partner. Don’t wait until you (or they) are in crisis! Find a therapist you connect with and just go. Learning more about yourself, how you relate to others and skills for communicating with both will change your life immensely for the better.

The opposite of diversity is segregation. The opposite of equity is hoarding resources. The opposite of inclusion is exclusion. We need to name that these are segregationists who are excluding to hoard resources.

Struggling to “find the joy” today, then I saw this.

They want you to feel disoriented and afraid and they want you to forget that they all hate one another and can’t be happy

It’s not Sunday yet why is Tik Tok already down?!?

It’s insane that the richest men possess the most embarrassing loser energy imaginable. Evil billionaires used to at least be patrons of arts! Build a museum/hospital and slap their name on it! These dipshits just go on podcasts to bitch about women and try to impress crypto bros. Pathetic.

Adding "the Gore Vidal of PornHub" to all my online profiles

Christmas #nailart

😭💙🤍💙🤍

The eternal New Year struggle.

The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94

This perfectly sums up how I feel about Jeremiah replacing Bobby on #QueerEye I was skeptical at first, but my god what a sweet prince of a man. www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/j...

A dry Christmas tree can burn faster than newspaper. * *Before the internet, you were able to receive a collection of news articles printed on paper. These papers were delivered to your door either by professionals or kids on bikes struggling to balance while carrying the Sunday edition.

This Thanksgiving’s #nailart - a little more subtle than usual but I like it. 💅🏼

Our local library system is the best - a lot of people don’t realize how much they offer in addition to books and media (and programs, and free computers, and beautiful relaxing spaces, etc, etc)!

Im still pissed about this cancellation.

This Halloween’s #nailart Learning to do my own nails was definitely the best hobby I picked up during the pandemic.

Ok this was from last month at Johnny Ad’s in CT. I think my hot lobster roll with a side of fried whole belly clams was definitely a #GoodLunch

So… is there some easy way to find all the people I used to follow on that other app??