john d. unstable 🫨

product idea: a bacon flavored food grade neon bright dye to feed my dog so I can find his poop in fall leaves 🥓🧪🐕🍁💩🍂

damn right you did!

The Constitution gives Congress, not the president, the power to decide when the nation goes to war. President Trump’s strikes on Iran are flatly unconstitutional. There’s been no deliberation, no vote, no clear justification. This is a flagrant abuse of executive power.

A sad, sad day. Very sad. War never determines who's right, only who's left after a lot of senseless, unnecessary killing.😢 We're not the good guys. This is Trump using our military for a murder spree to distract from his failures. Whatever is in those missing Epstein documents must be really bad.

this makes my blood boil 😡

I’m sure this is purely coincidental 🙄 thehill.com/homenews/med...

“…the government has chosen to intervene in what may be best described as a social-media pissing match between an avowed antifascist and a fascist – to arrest the antifascist.”

The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.” The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there. jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...

Nothing says you think you’re inferior to the first Black President and First Lady quite like talking smack about them for the entire 10 years since they vacated the White House.

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Every American needs to watch this:

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires. I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.

if the groundhog pops its head out and doesn't get tear-gassed, the United States gets six more weeks of democracy

White supremacy is when an incompetent 23-year-old white boy can fabricate a story about Somalis and get personal praise from POTUS—but two seasoned award winning Black journalists with decades of unassailable reporting behind them get arrested for reporting on a protest with facts & receipts.

if MAGA Republicans thought he would quietly go away, they don't know Jack Smith.

what strikes me is, why does the NY Times not question the use of "antifa" as a negative/derogatory descriptor? do we openly embrace fascism now?

I'm probably poking a hornets' nest here, but can somebody tell me why I'm supposed to care how many spaces people put after a period?

"If you're a US citizen, you'll be free to go after they briefly destroy your car, injure you, and spray pepper spray everywhere. Also they can kill you" -Brett Kavanaugh

the existence of area rugs implies the existence of volume rugs, and I want one

autoimmune (adj.): able to withstand being hit by a car.

Where’s Congress?

Well, that FIFA Peace Prize just doesn’t mean what it used to.

So tired of “kinetic“ anything. Murderers.

I know it’s not quite in the spirit of the question, but I’m starting to think this may be the way

dog presiding over his hoard of eleven tennis balls 🎾 #dogsofbluesky

omg I’m dying… it’s like the robot is mocking his suffering… lmao. See, *this* is the sort of thing that the internet is good for

‘Tis the MONTH of December, & all thru the ‘hood, all the children are thinking "I’d better be good!" SAINT Nick’ll be here soon, he’s PRINTed his list! If ur still being bad, u should cease & desist! Once he’s made his deliv’ries, He sleighs to the sky with a warm "Ho ho ho!" & a GLINT in his eye.

it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable) call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line trans people deserve so much better

none of the sounds made by Wookiees sound anything like the name “Chewbacca”— so I guess it must be a translation? 🤔 #wondering #starwars

just think of the money we’ve been squandering on all those serifs!

does Seth Meyers really not know how kazoos work? 🤔

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

what if the earth IS flat, but appears spherical because of the curvature of spacetime? 🤔 🌎

It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

a good summary of your rights, in the event of an ICE raid