Jedi Puddin (Rebel Spy/Sarlacc Farmer)

Fuck you, morbs. You can't catch me! Haa ha hee hee!

I flooped up again. Time is a slippery serpent.

I am running out of time to finish this Minecraft mask for The Boy.

My son is on restriction for some BS and the only media he can consume are books and LoTR movies and shows, which he has rapidly plowed through. He is now reading The Hobbit and rewatching it. I think I have forcibly created another Tolkien fan. I am not ashamed.

BITCH, HAVE YOU VOTED?!! DON'T WAIT! WE NEED TO RESSURRECT ALL THE DEAD THAT BETRAYED THEIR VOWS TO SWEEP AWAY THIS SCOURGE OF FOUL CREATURES. GET TO THE POLLS! THE BEACONS HAVE BEEN LIT! THEY SHINE FROM EUROPE TO SOUTH AMERICA. RIDE! RIIIIDE!! FILL THE ⭕. 🤪 DON'T TRUST THE 🖥️!

Art collectors: Spooky Pants is here. I’m signing all of these puppies and they’re shipping now. Only at theartofpants.com

I made myself some osuimono with garden turnips and thick homemade udon. Yum! #cooking

I made myself Japanese fluffy pancakes and they are the bomb. #cooking

What's it like inside your head?

Use the pen for your ballot. Don't trust the Easy Way.

Tender kabocha squash simmered in sweet-savory dashi makes a comforting Japanese side dish. Save this recipe ➡ sudachirecipes.com/simmered-pum... #Kabocha #JapaneseFood #PumpkinRecipes

Heard a door creak open slowly but there's no one else is supposed to be in the house. Very distinctive door opening, though. Just stalked through the house with a long meat knife and a fish filet knife. Then my cat walked out of my teen's door. Amused I chose stabbing over cleaving or bonking.

Police Arrest Woman Reporting Domestic Abuse For Being Tattletale https://theonion.com/police-arrest-woman-reporting-domestic-abuse-for-being-1850191265/

Loveeeee this

'Bout to pack my apron with strawberry Starbursts and wander the garden.

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Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

I make the staff bday and anniversary announcements at work and I was fully typing out a ridiculous bday Teams message to myself, when one popped up on its own. My coworkers took care of it, even did it in my style, urging others to send me a ridiculous list of silly things. It was very sweet.

Mr. Trump - if you’re looking for fraud, I’ll help you find it.  As Florida’s Attorney General, Ashley Moody stole $10 million meant for sick kids and spent it on a partisan political slush fund. You can start there. #AngieforFlorida #WheresAshley

For the record, I love juice.

Treated myself to a perfect chai latte, raspberry and goat cheese scone and high-grade Sunday Driver this morning. #onedelightedbitch

My shit is in alignment right now. Expect me to be feral for four magical days.

Unfortunately for you, my boy, I have ears like a steel badger and I will just sing that FNAF theme melody to the song you swear isn't FNAF just to make you extra mad. Hahaha! Chew on it.

🚨NEW STORY🚨 Farmer Jamie Davis is closing the gap as he bids to be Louisiana’s first Black U.S. Senator since Reconstruction, leaving Julia Letlow without the sure victory Republicans had hoped for. "This is not going to be a slam dunk," a pollster warns. thelensnola.org/2026/10/23/j...

Running around in my mumu doing morning errands. Giving zero fucks. Might be see thru, who knows? My eyes are bad.

Oh lord. I am in a hot tub and forgot my cold juice. Might need to naked dash.

I knock things over but I also tell things I'm sorry.

"Yoka to bantha poodoo."

I wondered why my purse was so heavy and then I remembered I filled it with candy.

Greek stew with eggplant, pork and homemade herbed, garlic cheese. Plus, roll and cukes. #dinner #cooking

Made some cheese to use in a Greek stew tonight. #cooking

my favorite coffee truck, caffeine hoe, is giving people coffee if they have an i voted sticker so i made them some custom stickers to hand out too my reign of voting sticker terror will never end (well i have 140 more sheets of sticker paper)

I VOTED. I went right after 8 a.m. on the first day of early voting in Jax, FL, and it was already starting to get busy.

Made chili with Guiness and Giardelli dark cocoa powder. All the fixins. Plus sweet cornbread muffins for crumbling. Was too hungry to take a pic.

Bring a Japanese cake shop to your kitchen with honey castella, wobbly cheesecake and matcha Swiss roll. This collection has 10 cakes to try, including no-bake and steamed options. sudachirecipes.com/japanese-cak...

Made apple fritters with a concentrated cider glaze. Used Granny Smith and Fuji, the best apple. #baking #sweets #falltreats

Made potato and onion #pierogi. Boiled and then fried. First time! Very good. Plus some cucumber in rice vinegar, mirin and sesame oil. #dinner

I planted all the onions and leeks and celery. Made this frittata with leftover this and that. Still need to fertilize and do BT. Also reduced a bunch of cider for apple fritters later. #food

Hope you don't get sick of me... I'm just so happy to be here celebrating the return of Reading Rainbow! 🥹🌈🦋📚 youtube.com/@readingrain...

Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting https://theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-excitedly-chases-own-penis-through-cabinet-meeting/