Bart Harley Jarvis

ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.

The "SI" thing is was intended to provoke this exact sort of sniveling response from the courtiers, to train the oligarchs to humiliate themselves for Trump so they'll do it again later when it really matters.

How about “this clanker idiot just told me no tickets for twin temple are available in my city while I’m looking at the link for twin temple tickets.” Do you approve of that type of anthropomorphization? Or just the reverent kind?

Please run on this please Republicans this is a great message

good morning mr secretary, heres your daily report on your coworkers erections that you asked for, also we had to push back the iran strategy session to make time for your laser tag outing with podcasters

personally while I don’t dispute that Mao had a lot of horrible policy (both in terms of human rights and basic competency), I think “Mao bad” is a thought terminating cliche that doesn’t address how he was an instrumental figure in turning around the fortunes of Chinese people

students said “Maybe our university should not profit from this” and then donors, faculty, and staff called them terrorists and organized to deport them

This Sunday I had to figure out a faulty speaker on my record player setup. I thought it was the speaker wire. AI said “it’s never the speaker wire” then suggested ALOT of troubleshooting techniques. I changed the speaker wire and the issue resolved. It was not thinking. It was presenting options

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

One note here to add for posterity:

New — I wrote about this weird thing where people within the Republican party keep being exposed as Nazis and the party then tries to claim each one is an aberration. The facts, as I lay out here, indicate otherwise:

Antifa legend Mitch McConnell.

I keep saying, it's all the stupidest people you know simping for AI

will stancil: well, actually...

Every Stancil post make you realise either a) he is more stupid than you thought, b) he is more morally bankrupt than you thought, or c) both.

$500, some highlighters, and ten days to wrap it up. Treat candidates like we treat teachers.

All you’re doing is proving that you regularly fall for tech company propaganda. You’re impressed by very dumb things and are unable to question the ownership structures of those dumb things.

The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion.

Nothing's scarier than an opponent who can speak with moral clarity

Standing firmly for the dogfucker lobby 🫡

The midterms are shaping up to be a referendum on whether trans people should exist, with Republicans saying we shouldn't and Democrats saying maybe Republicans have a point on some of these issues. Good luck, everybody!

Voter shaming worked great in ‘24. Let’s try it again.

Breaking: businesses don’t want you to have a shorter work week.

IIt’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "Exactlyyyyy"

Really happy to see so many of @katmabu.bsky.social's campaign ideas getting picked up by some folks nationwide.

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Protect trans kids.

Aged like milk

yeah, i don't think good governance means not doing objectively good and smart things because some liar lied about doing it 20 years ago—but hey, i'm not successful politician will stancil

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Bizarre take, Mamdani’s core policies are more and cheaper public services paid for by taxes on the wealthy

AI works miracles. It finally allowed Billy here an opportunity to have a girlfriend

Remember how Elon shut up and dropped all this Epstein stuff as soon as Starshield got a 1.8 billion dollar no-bid contract with the US military while also signing gigantic no-bid contracts for Starlink for air traffic control and DHS surveillance of the US Border all from the Trump administration?

There’s a reason that earlier racist shithead administrations blamed everything on illegal immigrants and then let them all stay! If you deport your scapegoats then people will expect things to get better!

Will out here telling everyone he doesn’t understand how top marginal tax rates work.

Will Stancil: nobody can understand the vibecession

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

while milo gets to chit chat on TV with clear access to safety and basic needs, the US is flying untold numbers of immigrants to unsafe countries of origin or other countries where they don't speak the language or know anyone.

Every Republican candidate and elected official must immediately condemn Republican influencer and activist Catturd for this terrible opinion, since those are now the rules.

Had a wonderful time talking to Vanity Fair for this profile and Q&A about the AI bubble and my larger thesis about how we got here. www.vanityfair.com/story/ed-zit... Archive link: archive.ph/IG97X