Mr. Pleasantries

Mr. Pleasantries

@jeffreyd.bsky.social

Funny on paper

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Replying to @rafiews.com

I don't use the other social media chanels. I know this site is a left leaning bubble but unlike other sites it doesn't push rancid opposing views in your face to provoke responses. Twitter became an absolute sewer following Musk's acquisition.

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Replying to @rafiews.com

After the first round elections, Congressman André Janones created a WhatsApp channel titled “Lula’s Army.” It ballooned to 10 million people following his commands on how to behave online to counteract Meta’s far-right-favouring algorithms. The right knows how to use socials. We must learn, too.

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I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

Love you El-Sayed but every politician needs to eliminate the phrase “let me be clear” from their vocabulary and instead just be clear

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Abdul El-Sayed: You've probably seen a lot of folks trying to get you to question my love of this country. But let me be clear. No one understands the promise of America like someone who understands exactly what America gave me. I love America enough to call on her to be America for all of her kids.

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Saying he'd be cool with Iran nuking my home city is pretty bad but not quite as bad as when Hillary said some trump supporters were deplorable so I can see why the media turned the latter into a major scandal and not the former

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Some Dems are running away from trans people. Abdul El-Sayed, Dem Senate Candidate in Michigan, is running towards them. When asked, he fully and unequivocally support trans youth care as a matter between parents, patients, and doctors. Subscribe to support our journalism.

erininthemorning.com"The Decision Ought To Be Between A Patient And Their Doctor," Says Michigan Senate Candidate El-Sayed On Trans CareEven conservatives “agree that the decision about healthcare ought to be between a person and their provider,” El-Sayed said.

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In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.

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It makes me sick to my stomach that I've seen Jason Arday referred to as a "serial fabulist" in almost every news piece I've read about him but none of those journalists ever bothered to lift a finger to figure out if it was true. He really did run 30 marathons in 35 days.

Emma Monk@monkemma.bsky.social

One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26

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Replying to @jamellebouie.net

these people really want to make "racist" akin to a slur rather than what it is, a straightforward label for a set of beliefs and views. if you don't like the label because you, correctly, associate it with degenerate chuds, then get better beliefs

The real answer is option #3, rules don't apply to him. How the fuck are people still learning he's a hypocrite

California Dreamin’… 😎@jerasikehorn.bsky.social

Trump voted early, by mail, in Florida’s Republican primary, yesterday. Either he realizes it’s not cheating, and just wants to disenfranchise voters, or he’s actively and knowingly cheating… So, which is it?! Enjoy. 😎✨

At some point (hopefully) we will see a Dem speaker who knows how to do their job and makes it look easy and we will be aghast that we spent so many years tolerating Hakeem Jeffries

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Replying to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Meanwhile, the right never meant any of it. They moaned about "cancellation" for a decade but embarked on mass firings as soon as they took power. They pretended to care about "free speech restrictions" and "educational indoctrination" while embarking on them every chance they got.

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Replying to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Personally, I think what needs reckoning with is how fake it all was. Centrists convinced themselves annoying leftists on twitter were an equivalent threat to Jan 6 insurrectionists. They wildly inflated the threat of left-wing authoritarianism while ignoring how it was taking hold on the right.

Never forget the reason Jan 6 happened was because Trump was terrified the democrats would throw him in jail for the multitude of crimes he committed during the first term, never imagining anyone could fuck up such an open and shut case that badly

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

They openly admit their election crimes & are actively doing everything they can to undermine & outright steal the Midterm Elections. Any surprise he fired the remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission? He knows if he loses he's headed for a 3rd Impeachment & an orange jumpsuit. 🤞 👍

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it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy

Mr. Pleasantries reposted

Replying to @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

The actual harsh truth about MAHA is that it is an anti-vaxx, anti-science, pro-diarrhea conspiracy movement. It cloaks its arguments in abstractions about "big pharma" and "free speech" to generate *the exact op-ed The Atlantic keeps publishing*. Movements like this need to be fought, not placated.

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I don't know why these two particular episodes (out of so many) stick out in my memory, but: the Biden withdrawal from Afghanistan & Claudine Gay "plagiarism" "scandal." *No* Trump scandal has received the quantity or intensity of mainstream press fury that those two attracted.

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Replying to @jamellebouie.net

probably a real market opportunity for someone to open up a retail store chain that operates as they did 20 years ago.

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Replying to @bretdevereaux.bsky.social

Apologies if I sound angry, but it is a real problem that the 'smart' commentary on this war is trying hard to avoid the core lesson ("the president is a fucking moron") because it doesn't sound very clever when it is absolutely the most important takeaway from this debacle.

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Competitive high school sports are not about gladiatorial domination; they exist to teach kids teamwork, comradery, promote exercise, and give them a sense of accomplishment. I can think of no better way to accomplish those goals than to compete alongside our trans brothers, sisters, and siblings.

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I’ve been saying this for a few years and I won’t stop - almost all of the gop shit is easily branded as a “war on kids.” Genital inspections. Abducting immigrant families. Cutting health care. Gutting education. It’s a War on Kids.

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Hmmm I wonder how warm it is outside. Pull out phone See email notification Open email app Answer a different email Put phone away 5 minutes later: Hmmm I wonder how warm it is outside.