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There's an entire intergalactic holy war going on inside that man's face.

One of the mailboxes he was rifling through was booby-trapped?

Frolicking in some poison ivy?

Alcoholic.. classic sign. Source.. grew up with an functioning Alcoholic father.

Got a really good look at the Chernobyl elephant’s foot, apparently.

Probably having some precancerous growths removed from his face...

Maybe he dropped the lid from a mailbox on it while he had his head in it looking at people‘s mail

Wouldn’t it be funny if it were lupis and all the pharmacies around him were sold out of hydroxychloroquine?

It's rug burn from Trump's pant legs repeatedly rubbing against Randy Fine's cheeks.

- ate too much human baby meat -

Rug burns?

Didn't we used to call those gin blossoms?

What’s up with the top of his head full of bad wires?

Did Trumb put sandpaper between his bum cheeks?

I know! I know! Ask RFK.

Hate tends to do wonders for one's complexion and health.

Nothing, he just ugly🤣

It’s the front man of a very inconsequential brain.

Imagine what the Dorian Gray painting looks like in his attic? 🤢🤮

Untreated rosacea? doxycycline and metro gel can work wonders.

His gimp mask was tied too tight last night.

does that guy have shingles on his face?

Friction burns from Trumps asshole.

Uh face herpes 🤷‍♂️

OK but while we're at it, what's going on with that lady's hair??

Measles??? Lol

Maybe he has Lupus, a painful autoimmune disease that attacks healthy tissue and often leaves a butterfly shaped rash on cheeks. Or maybe roseacea.

Jesus! I was just gonna ask that but didn’t want to be impolite 🤢

He's blushing from all the children hes helped murder, and continues to.

he just removed his face from Trump's ass

Santa wants his rouge back

Board-certified dematologist here. It's rosacea. It could definitely be better controlled. All of the comments relating it to alcohol are perpetuating a harmful stereotype. Also, how is this post different from Trump mocking the disabled reporter?

Herpes? Or maybe he bathed in the Meta Data center discharge water and got cupriavidus gilardii skin infection on his face.

Looks like rug burn! WTH

I like your summation!🎯

Biggest nominative false advertising since reo speedwagon.

Chafing from Michael Caruso ?

Moral rot seeping through his pores.

It's rosacea. Again.

Definitely a crack pipe.

Eczema?

I would say shame, but I know that can’t be it.

Actinic keratosis treatment

He's allergic to the Cheeto dust all over Trump's ass cheeks.

Alcohol

You're welcome. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosacea

Krasnov's diaper rash has turned to be contagious?

He was born with that face I believe

He’s allergic to his clown makeup

His meatsuit is straining to contain the demonic core that is literally burning its way to the surface. Most likely however, he has rosacea or eczema. I hope it hurts.

Motor boating Trump's ass cheeks

That be alcohol induced veining

Did someone have Mir-a-Lago face rejection?

Chigger bites from hiding in bushes.

Too many good, hard slaps from those who dislike his voice.

I’m not saying that Randy Fine is consorting with the Sri Lankan demon, Gedi Sanniya, Im just asking if he’s traveled outside if the US lately?

They look like gin blossoms to me

Rug burns from bootlicking?

He was all positioned to kiss Trump’s ass when it let loose the fiery pits of hell contained within

Rosé Shea

he gave himself a face hickey

Carpet burns?

Isn't it alcoholism?

An alcoholic relative frequently had very bright red cheeks. J/s 🤷🏼‍♀️

Embarrassment from looking through people’s mailboxes? www.tmz.com/2026/08/18/r...

I had rosacea for a few years while under extreme stress. Here are some common causes: Sun exposure Hot or cold weather Spicy foods and hot drinks Alcohol consumption Emotional stress Strenuous exercise

That's what you get after pulling it out of Donald Trump's ass.

Contact rash from Trump's arse cheeks.

If you listen to this, the flaws are not in his face. They are in his racist soul.

Raggedy Randy

The maga red is leaking out of him

I'm more worried what's going on in his heart/mind.

Haw haw, he's got a gypsy curse.

More like Randy…

They always leak out eventually, usually mid-sentence when the story falls apart 🤡

he’s allergic to reality

Syphilis I hope.

It looks like he cut his cheek🤨

Could be a laser treatment to diminish wrinkles. Randy may be going for Mar-a-Lago Face Lite.

It's definitely a health issue. He's very unhealthy.

He could be on a course of 5-FU (flourouracil).

Butt burn from having his head up drumps butt.

Overwhelming ugly on the inside is seeping out🥴🤢🤮

Alcoholism and lost potential.

evil takes a toll

From all the Mail box snooping!

Maybe Moe Howard rose from his grave and smacked the crap out of him...

Clown makeup from sucking up to POTUS

Rosacea. It can be fixed.

parvo

Trump Thigh Burns.

How does someone go on tv knowing they look like that without making a panic run to Walgreens for concealer?

Natalie Harp’s lipstick?

Like most republicans, he probably thinks smearing Trumps feces over his face is a blessing rather than a Staph infection

Oh brother...Florida best have a candidate to oppose him.

He's got Bannon Decay

😂😂😂

You win

He was in POTUS ass again.

Never mind his blotchy mug, what’s with the grating and most annoying voice of that “journalist“? 30 seconds of that would be all I could take.

Lupus

Something he got in the mail. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2026/08/grow...

Rosacea or SLE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ BTW- that rash is always there.

Rosacea or lupus. Stop picking on people's physical appearance unless it's directly relevant please.

Handsome fella 🤣

The evil leaking out

This lady's contrived facial expressions convey the Fox News message even with the sound muted. It just wild how they manipulate viewer emotions, regardless of message or content.

Look like hickeys from a chimpanzee.

someone needs to ask him why he was going to through people’s private mail boxes??? It was caught on camera! That’s illegal Randy!

Rosacea. Or booze. Or both.

Looks like rosacea, had it when I was pregnant.

Not necessarily. ❤️

We have Rep. Randy Fine's political snapshot for anyone unfamiliar with him 📸

Stress induced eczema

Whatever it is, I hope it's painful and terminal.🤞

Looks like Rosacea to me. A fairly common skin condition.

Syphilis