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last week at locals i won winners finals of the tech romancer bracket. i got up and started flossing. after i finished i turned around and one of the bar staff was staring at me. then at the monthly on saturday she saw me and asked "are you going to floss again today". i'd never spoken to her before

Mission: Complete #SonicTheHedgehog #fanart #art

The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

i sent a work colleague this image on teams and he accidentally screenshared it to one of our clients

questioning my friend's bisexual credentials because he keeps having to ask me what day the next yaoi sunday will be

thanks for the email. i'll keep that in mind

the beautiful and perfect 105 game set of virtua fighter 5 revo world stage for the playstation 5, played at liverpool locals. this game has that fucking dog in it

it’s worth underlining that the amount which a modern live game is not this is directly the result of devs fighting inch by inch, for months if not years, against the guy at every corporation who demands an explanation for why you aren’t doing this at all times

Hi Beth. Nice to meet you and I hope you follow back...Have a happy Toesday...👣💅❤️

a bald eagle? baby that's just an eagle to a sick fuck like me

melia starlight kick!!! #xenobladechronicles

lol i'm going to be doing this to you next time i see you hahaaaa [youtube link to a full video of a snake swallowing a dead badger whole. it was uploaded 4 years ago and has 58 views]

a guy on the street just hit me with the "oi, josuke" and smiled at me. i only realised after he'd walked on that i had a josuke charm on my bag. i thought he was calling me personally mr higashikata

Amy Rose 🌹 #sonicthehedgehog #art

out of respect for lesbians i will not fire this comically oversized missile that has HEDGEHOG-B-GONE hastily painted on the side until tomorrow

this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time to read about foreplay and where the g spot is or whatever. i'm sure spending hours and hours fucking your wife is a good ROI if you're unemployed but some of us have jobs also claude has a huge hog so that's another point in the AI column

and just so we're clear. i'm not fucking around about this walkies shit. im in the top 10% in the WORLD. do NOT talk to me‼️

having a skate off and the other guy pulls a grenade launcher on me twitch.tv/jeshter_

becoming a guy who owns and wears a leopard print shirt and messaging all my friends and family who care about me to apologise

sorry boss, my train was delayed because it kept trying to hit an ollie and fricking it up twitch.tv/jeshter_

ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean

look all i said was that it's 8463 86 77278 4678464 9687 8637 66 24542454 because their copyright system appears to be slightly less overactive given that people post entire episodes of 假面骑士 on there, i don't see why josh overreacted so much

Heeeere's uni: 1st: Eiredashers | Jeshter 2nd: JanetSnakehole | Lab 3rd: Versal 4th: EpicTescoTime 5th: MFGC | Dimz_ 5th: a lil donkey 7th: Infinitebull330 7th: MFGC | RaynLikeRain

damn that 和田アキラ guy wasnt lying. those frogs can really hum

stay safe, and remember. they could be anywhere

Kiki's Delivery Service, No. 1 in Koriko since 1989 ✉️ 🎁 🍞

i love you, too

ggs. the green goblin mask is being sealed away. pandora's box is so fucking good man. thanks so much to everyone who came and hung out at any point during the playthrough, it was so much fun ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ starting denshattack next week 👉👈

and now, my final puzzle: tricking this town into believing in the supernatural by showing them an old guy with a skincare routine twitch.tv/jeshter_

going to the local smyths and seething at the employees until they give me a doll that dispenses plus frames twitch.tv/jeshter_

microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts

let your enemy into your home. your heart. accept him. understand him. and know that you will never return. twitch.tv/jeshter_

in just under TWO HOURS (hopefully). and yes. this did like cost like double what i got from the gift subs

they community noted my shit

problematic male socialisation (does not know the difference between polyester and viscose)

oh you're learning c sharp this year? i'm learning c blunt. i c blunt i SMOKE it

🤖 AI actress 'Tilly Norwood' glitches 😵‍💫 and starts speaking CHINESE during interview with Piers Morgan w/ Tom Conti