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My FULL Album is finally HEAR! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

I earned the cork on my fork

watching a show with this character who threw up on herself and hasn't taken a shower yet, and I found myself yelling in defense of her, "look she's having a bad day, she's doing something," so I'm just letting y'all know that's the state of my union

Happy Sunday to those who Celibate!

Happy Saturday

Finally discovered my true calling

The social interaction part comes from seeking clarification and poking holes in the story. Nobody likes it when you see through their masks. I know. I personally hate it! Masking is a thing I understand now and I try not to call people out on their coping mechanism lies. Now that I understand.

Many people think that Autistics have a hard time with social interactions and reading facial expressions For myself this is false. The facial expressions part is anyway I'm also good at reading facial expressions, I'm also focused on wording, tone, and body language They don't alway match Lies

Not all exes are bad. I’m someone’s ex and I am perfectly pleasant

Can’t wait for the Taylor divorce album

Oh, it's got audio now!

BORN IN THE USA

My dogs hate fireworks. So I just scream "Hurray for Pedophiles!" And "Fascism is awesome!" Every few minutes from my front porch.

"Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?" I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

My dog is amazing and I love her. I also just had to cut shit out of the fur around her ass while she wanted to sit down the whole time. I can’t think of a better metaphor for America

Happy 4th of July! Here's "One for the Ages" From my album: We/Us : Dueling Spirits Celebrate safely! youtu.be/jnhaI0zn8ZA?...

Aura farming? You mean what every autistic kid has to do to not let the world dim their shine? Stop stealing our culture! It's not a costume!

Me: a gay man You: my str8 gurl bestie Me: "put those things away before you hurt someone!" You: Hurts someone Me: Proud daddy

The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.

Mosquitos with survival instinct are the worst

When rewriting history it's important to add cats

This is the only mashup I ever did, and I'll never do it again. Once I figured out how to sync both music tracks, I then had to sync the video to the audio and it caused even more headaches. It's the final result that counts though right? Resharing because someone said Daft Punk...

This is very funny. And in some ways, I think it may be true.

It's interesting how everything people used to proudly call "public" when I was growing up (public parks, public libraries, public schools, public transportation, public television, etc) is suddenly "socialist" now that rich people are spinning it.

I am ready for this Sliding Doors movie to switch over to the part where we have a woman president and children didn't starve and we weren't out here trying to check genitals or keep people from voting

From the sound of all these early fireworks I’m guessing Kid Rock saw his shadow today

pronouncing “LMAO” like “el-mayo”

My latest album came unpinned somehow and I don't want that, but I also don't want to track down that post because I talk too much so here it is again: thedreadgeometry.bandcamp.com/album/theres...

There was a while where I didn't let my dog sleep in bed with me because I was told it would give him separation anxiety. Then I saw a youtube video that said they sleep next to us because that's how it works in a pack of dogs, and it makes them feel safe. So now he sleeps in my bed.

America’s 250th birthday has been ruined, yall. Ruined I say!

I’m SO proud to call USAF member Jason Watson a friend of mine. He was arrested yesterday for protesting in his uniform against the administration. Bravo sir. #Impeach #Convict #Remove.

Don't put off until tomorrow what you could do today. Like folding some life-sized origami wolves, animating them with dark magic, and becoming the coolest scariest person in your neighborhood.

What are the best plants to have in your yard? 1. enchanted brambles 2. carnivorous roses 3. ent-wives 4. shambling mound

This is Kiki. She is here to calm your mind and align your chakras. And yes, she does do weddings. 13/10 (TT: texaspommysquad)

Who says I can't multitask? I'm doing three things right now: sitting in my car eating taco bell having a nice cry