Jill Bernard

The union for the journalists at the Pioneer Press are asking for the public to send letters of support to protect them from AI cloning and alteration. The form is easy to fill out. act.aflcio.org/letters/tell...

House Dems Report: “A growing body of evidence demonstrates Trump was an active participant in Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the 1990s. The DOJ & FBI are doing everything they can to keep the 🇺🇸 people in the dark about it.” The report: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

I'm a bit 👎 on Google Maps after their willingness to play name games with the President — is there another way to make an interactive Uptown Minneapolis map for the Queer and Funny Improv Festival guests? Also, knowing the festival HQ is 26th & Hennepin, what locations would you put on such a map?

If Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have the best quarterly results of their history, I know nothing of human behavior.

A promo video for the Queer & Funny Improv Festival from [REDACTED] - Nov 7 & 8 Phoenix Theater - Minneapolis MN

OMG best day of my Bluesky life

A THREAD

I’m still laughing at the desperate way I handed my husband a piece of paper that said CEDRICK FRAZIER at the early voting center, because I realized we hadn’t talked about the whole ballot.

dying from too many one-liners is being sentenced to death

I know these pants don’t fit me, but we’re all locked in to whatever pants we had when the Target boycott started, sorry.

I got a new High Score on my AARP game! What a thrill!! 10,300 points, wow! games.aarp.org/games/todays...

That’s pretty racist, Steve.

As Halloween is round the corner we thought we’d share some medieval bats. A thread… 🧵 🦇

When I talk about HUGE Theater I have the feeling you have when you are talking about someone who died. Are you talking about them too much, is it bumming people out or making you seem stuck in the past, is it uncomfortable? I dunno.

Janet Jackson is very powerfully the root of so much current music and dance in a way I find hard to calculate.

What’s happening, why does Bluesky look exactly like Instagram now? Did Meta buy it?

Years ago I did one day of door-knocking for Obama and it went so badly. What a gift, people who can do it.

Lighthouse drawing is my fav kinda drawing #art #illustration

Why is it “barfs” and not “barves”?

I looked up the world’s smallest crabs. I thought they would be cute, but no, they live inside oysters and steal their food. “Although pea crabs are kleptoparasites, their effects on oysters vary during the time of year and do not seem to increase oyster mortality.” - Connie Lu

They always say " ban abortion – with no exceptions for rape or incest" instead of "ban abortion - with exceptions for if it is someone else's abortion we're talking about, because if it's your abortion, do whatever the fuck you want."

Just know if you see me, I'd rather be home playing Fallout 4 and if this is a menopause symptom it is very specific and medical science has not looked into it. I love you but Eric found a mod that lets you make an explosive minigun, good-bye.

How does autocorrect work? When there is a little box that has the right spelling of the word you want with a little x in the corner, how do you tell it yes I want that word?

Wait — how many people was Tony Orlando & Dawn?

Trump’s goal is to intimidate me and get me to back down. That’s not going to happen. I will not be silenced, and I will not stop fighting for my constituents.

We condemn MS Attorney General Lynn Fitch’s office’s decision to claim that Senatobia PD’s shooting of 1-year-old Kohen Wiley “was justified.” We stand in solidarity with local community members who demand justice as we call for the case to be determined by a Grand Jury instead of the AG’s Office.

You’ll see us! 🤠🤠

I’m just glad October Surprise doesn’t have tuna in it. Although I suppose it could.

I made a joke with no audience, alas.

ooo what a hot take, gonna roast my wiener on that one. 🔥🌭

100% this and proud to have @lydiakauppi.bsky.social on our team.

MAKE ART FASTER THAN THE MACHINES CAN EAT IT

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A paid protestor??

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

JD Vance: "We made English profeishhincy mandatory"

emergency evacuation flight angels ask: we don’t have a united miles donor large enough to handle this, it has to be booked together due to the kids flying. and the flight is happening TOMORROW, one of the only flights that meets the family’s needs. help us keep them together: @ziibiing on venmo

Barack Obama just delivered a blistering rebuke of Trump's actions against Ilhan Omar. This is worth reading in full.

Roger’s finest blue square.

It’s so easy. I have zero sympathy for those who fail to do it. Just take the simple step of checking your abandoned amusement park for meddling teenagers. If you spot some, WAIT. If clear, THEN execute your paranormal fraud scheme. Honestly, it’s like some people don’t WANT to get away with it.

what is the path of causality

Meta took down the No Kings instagram; TikTok banned the Musk documentary account for supposedly violating its political posting policies. A reminder that platforms are owned by the wealthiest of people, control the means of media distribution, & put their thumbs on the democracy scale as they wish

This is why he likes rallies. He can lie and lie and lie and no one will say “Hey stop lying.”

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

If you’ve been wanting one of these screen-printed posters, I’ll be doing an in-person pop-up all weekend at Bench Pressed shop! 🦋🩵 • Saturday, 10/17 from 10am - 6pm • Sunday, 10/18 from 10am - 4pm 📍Come by the Bench Pressed in Seward, MPLS to pick up posters: 2010 26th Ave S #1, Minneapolis, MN

If you see ICE or have any other trouble when you vote, call 866-OUR VOTE. For help in other languages, go to 866ourvote.org . * A real person will help you and get it on record. * Document everything on video, safely. * Use the Hands Off Our Vote toolkit. We have a plan! linktr.ee/wewillvote

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