Joel Hill

Could a depressed person do this etc

BREAKING: Electronic Arts is cutting 400 jobs and shutting down BioWare, the legendary development studio behind Dragon Age and Mass Effect. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I’m pacing in the living room over this. Gotta go tell my barista www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/t...

With all due respect to Biddy Blas, Sebula telling the story of "the day of the heat vents" is easily the funniest bit in Galactic Racer so far.

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...

TIL that the opening of Onimusha 3 was directed by Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One! Sadly, nearly every upload of it is a stretched, GenAI abomination. So, I ripped and painstakingly upscaled what I consider the greatest video game cinematic ever from its 2007 PC release! Enjoy!

Okay, maybe some bumper stickers are actually pretty good.

Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend

#ResidentEvil movie was so good! Takes a lot of inspiration from the mood of the games while still doing its own thing. Plenty of fun Easter eggs from the source material while not rehashing bunch of stuff we’ve all seen before.

I forget where I read it originally, but someone commented that Onimusha is a ‘horror game where the protagonist refuses to accept they are in a horror game’ and that lives rent free in my head now. Mushashi is too cool to be afraid.

I’m reading the forth book in the Earthsea series, and it’s amazing. The tone was… different, different enough that I looked it up to see what the hell happened. It was written 20 years after the previous book! You think waiting for Winds of Winter is bad? Ha!

The iPhone Duo looks really cool until you look at the price tag. I've been trying to buy my phones outright without a carrier contract and man it's just not going to happen. Yikes.

This is a public service reminder that your coffee maker probably has a little water filter in it you didn’t know about and it’s time to replace that filter.

Increasingly convinced this is the most important post

So that new Mastodon album is fantastic. Two of my favourite bands releasing new material and hitting new creative highs is such a treat. mastodon.bandcamp.com/album/marrow...

Wrong. Goku would simply be disinterested in Road Runner because he displays cunning not strength. Vegeta on the other hand, would spend 5 episodes of B story getting his shit rocked.

MY DAUGHTER: I think Wile E. Coyote was my favorite character. Or maybe Bugs Bunny hahahaha. Dad, who was yours? ME: [calmly but sternly, with the full weight of my decades of cinephilia and overschooling] The single richest character in the history of American cinema is Daffy Duck.

This is cool and probably amazing life saving technology. I simply cannot trust drones though. Obviously I would accept a rescue by one, but I’d be just a little disappointed. Like, “I’m saved… probably!”

Getting closer to looking like a cereal crop field? Still orange kinda, but I don’t think I hate it? My first rookie mistake was choosing such a large canvas. I think after this one I’m going to be buying small practice canvases, softer brushes, and some acrylic medium. #art #painting

I’m aiming for a blue sky meeting a wheat field but I may have painted ocean meeting sand. Also, acrylic needs to calm down and let me blend. Might need a medium? #painting #art

This created a great opportunity for me to tell my kids everything I know about Mothra.

Oh man I have no idea what I’m doing. #painting #art

Lore-accurate Futaba

I should write something in #Elixir.

they should make a Blade movie where he has to fight mummies and just has no idea what he's doing

Out here getting it done

Okay, mayonnaise needs to settle down, this is too much

i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…”

Air travel ticket prices are making be consider mailing my luggage ahead of time , Jesus.

The Iron Man movies did a weirdly good job describing Jarvis as a language model which then only reached AGI when it became Vision. It also portrayed Tony working with Jarvis in a way that closely resembles agentic coding. Which leads me to this question: Was the Iron Man suit vibecoded

I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.

Using a stainless steel pan: oh wow, this is great! Why doesn’t everyone just cook with these? Cleaning a stainless steel pan: oh

Perhaps one of the best things to happen (so far) from @avilewis.ca winning the NDP leadership is watching the old guard take their masks off.

I love how much of the odyssey is just about the perils of being southern European: - it’s hard to make your buddy be quiet in public so you don’t all get in trouble - sometimes other people are taller than you which is scary

I firmly believe that The Odyssey came out earlier in the year to avoid competing with #CoyoteVsAcme

I’m late to the party but I got in at a time when @jay.bsky.team was emailing codes out and it was really cool.

This is the type of leadership I forgot was even possible. Holy hell we have some weak ass people in charge.

I am now almost certain I will finish this sometime this year. If anyone out there can see anything obviously wrong I am open to suggestions but also tired and getting sloppy.