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The problem was that Vegeta is a Power type who thinks he's an Intelligence type, which is why he couldn't handle Arale who is a Laughter type

Yeah if something got him interested in the first place, Goku would lock tf in and use that shit as training. He'd get there eventually because literally all he does is get stronger and overcome the impossible. He'd get his ass handed to him in the meantime though lol

Gregori is a more apt example in the same case

the galick gun smoke cloud bit writes itself

"I am the prince of all! *anvil* the prince of all *piano* Prince of *semi truck* ...prince *comically large tnt* pri *falls off a cliff

road runner still faster

Ify, I'm shocked. Goku would eat the roadrunner. Obviously.

Counter: Vegeta specifies that appearing in gag comics is not in his contract in one of Toriyama's gag comics (I think Neko Majin) and no I am not shitposting. I move to state he would simply get up and walk out of the scenario entirely.

lol, he’d probably not stick with it once Road Runner runs him by someone cooking some good food.

I don't know enough DBZ so I will simply trust Mr Um Actually on this (unless we get a fact check flown in)

FINALLY someone gets it

finally some god dang sense on this internet

Vegeta preparing for a battle he loses by falling off a cliff

That requires Vegeta even be there, which unfortunately corporate said no, only Goku.

Vegeta would be utterly defeated, have a crisis of faith, unlock a new form, and get utterly defeated again while Goku goes fishing or something

Also goku does have gag super powers too when needed albeit rarely anymore. He too is/was parody.

We're missing the obvious though. Bulma is Road Runner's natural enemy, after he swallows a dragon ball.

Yes he doesn't care about casualties, death is literally meaningless in dragon ball

Counter-argument: Vegeta swore off fighting gag characters after Arale.

Specifically Yamcha. Nobody else.

Road Runner is far too skinny for Goku to want to eat. Can’t get no giant meat on a bone outa that guy.

I think you're forgetting that he might be hungry

Explicitly a race that cuts to credits as soon as the starting gun goes off

Ok but what if someone *challenged* Goku to catch the road runner

That is a fast bird

Goku sees cunning as a form of strenght and would eventually answer in kind as needed, plus we already have the answer in King Kai's planet: he would chase Roadrunner until it becomes confident and then u-turn to circle around the planet to catch it in the momentum.

The Arale episode of Super displays this perfectly tbh

Now THIS is proper vs debate praxis.

"goku isn't known for speed" HUH?

Vegeta and Wile E. are basically the same character

I'd watch 12 episode series of Vegeta vs roadrunner