Boo-urns

It is November 1st and the federal government is still shut down. Today or soon, hundreds of thousands of people will miss getting their SNAP benefits and start going hungry. You can help.

Ruffalo: We got to get this dumb-ass, fool-ass, tired-ass, lame-ass, duck-ass out of office. We got to make him a lame duck. We have to stop his policies now. Another two years of this, and who knows what he’ll be doing? He’s calling to throw Democrats out of the country…

Boss: Why aren't you answering my calls Me: Caller ID

This is absolutely fantastic. ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

This guy nails it. 🎯

Same energy:

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

The President of the United States is a liar.

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

Is it any wonder? I have always been a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age, same height, share the same values, but she can sing better. And she has more Grammys. I've always wanted to meet her!

I would like to go back to a time where I could go days without hearing about the President of the United States.

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

I envy the crew of Artemis II. Mainly for being able to lose contact with this planet.

The same geniuses who think Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, who declared bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy. That's what Trump Derangement Syndrome actually looks like.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

After brutally arresting Aliya Rahman, an autistic, disabled woman, in Minneapolis, ICE agents told her that "this wouldn’t have happened if I was a ‘normal’ human being." https://bit.ly/3ZHX3IC

Keep calling it the Trump/Vance administration. JD is complicit with this too. He must accept responsibility for the incompetence and cruelty.

Another angle of the shooting

LEFT: Heartfelt condolences on Rob Reiner's death from a kind, stable person who should have been president. RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.

This is exactly what you do With presidents who coup

So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

This will increase Mamdani's margin of victory by double digits. #ETTD

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?" "Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Fund SNAP. Reverse the Medicaid cuts. Restore USAID. (image cia @peppapaxpippa.bsky.social)

Accidentally opened the X app and now I need a tetanus shot.

If you live in (huge, deep-blue) Fairfax County, you can go vote starting TODAY at a slew of satellite early voting locations. bluevirginia.us/2025/10/thur...

Q: Why are my electricity bills going up? A: You are likely (a) in a region impacted by Trump tariffs and retaliatory price hikes in electricity from Canada, or (b) in a region subsidizing billionaire-owned data farms for AI or crypto mining. It’s not because of immigrants or drag queens.

Thank you to the organizers of today's wildly successful (and peaceful) "No Kings" rallies. You did an amazing job. And thanks to all the millions of people who showed up to give us faith. And a special shout out to the White House regime and the Speaker of the House for all the free publicity!

Weird to see chants of “USA! USA!” at these rallies that I was assured were “Hate America” rallies.

Whoever came up with the idea of mocking this gratuitously cruel regime with cute, nonthreatening plastic frogs really hit a gold mine. The clever imagery has made it all the way across the Atlantic.

A No Kings organizer in Franconia, VA tells @eggerdc.bsky.social that the turnout has been "beyond anything we had expected"

Times Square

Admit it, it would be very funny if the Canadian team won the World Series this year

Looks like people showed up in DC

#NOKINGS New York City, NY