Johannes T. Evans

Hello! My name is Johannes T. Evans (he/him), and I am a gay, transgender, disabled author of fantasy, romance, horror, and erotic fiction based in West Yorkshire. I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website: www.johannestevans.co.uk

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Uninstalled RE: Village bc unfortunately it just sucks sans Dimitrescu I am now playing Darkest Dungeon which... i don't think i wholly understand. It does compel me though!

Thank you all for the support. I'm in your debt always for being such good people 💖 My acct is no longer restricted after they removed some cropped images (🙄) and I removed my bio links. Current solution is burying my carrd behind a single nondescript linktree button. Hope this helps someone else.

Started S3 of the Walking Dead Immediately laughing at Carl, looking like the milky way kid but with that big absurd silencer on his gun Then SULKING because rick took his dog food away. He can grow up and get a big gun but he still loves his dog food and is so sad when hes not allowed it

I'm feeling spicy today so let me tell you there is a percentage of authors who just transcribe porn clips and that is why those sex scenes are absolute ass. It's also why people are suddenly in new positions without having moved there.

As well as Star Trek and Babylon 5, Koenig also made a third contribution to SFF television, in that he played Oro, the only returning villain on The Starlost.

Our knowledge on the importance of indoor air quality has exploded in the past 5 years. You can keep yourself, kids, and coworkers safe from nearly all viruses just by cleaning the air. It also helps significantly with wildfire smoke too. We need regs for air just as we do for clean water.

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

Thinking

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Your name is Oli, and you're a trans masc messenger who is trying to get an urgent message to the other side of this dangerous magical family's fancy gardens, through which you're trespassing. And there's monsters with their dicks out! johannestevans.co.uk/2026/10/20/t...

beautiful moment in Wawa today… older dude, probably 70-75, wearing a sharp tan suit with a crisp colorful button-up underneath, waiting in line with a coffee young guy, probably 20-25, walks up and taps him on the shoulder “yo, you look fresh as hell, man” old dude might still be beaming

what is the earliest console game that lets you pick non-binary and please tell me it's not fucking austin powers for game boy color of all things

Anyway, transphobes fuck off forever, support trans authors

Skybridge - I wanted to draw a fan art of the latest Resident Evil movie by director Zach Cregger. So here it is! It's mutant Bryan team up with Leon Kennedy. :P

[after finishing teenage sex and death at camp miasma] L: well. that meant nothing to me me: for me it's more about being turned into a seedbed by tentacles or a limbless sack of fuckmeat by monsters but like. yeah. i get it L: mmm. glad that i don't actually

If you often relate to the Ogre tearfully struggling to digest the layered themes in Joyce's Ulysses, or you find yourself reading people's thoughts on a text like, "!I missed that completely!", you might be interested in my guide to the skill of close reading: johannestevans.co.uk/2023/07/23/c...

the way people talk about council flats here is not at all different to how yanks will talk about trailer parks or tenement blocks sure, it's often ALSO racialised, but it's not NOT racialised here even just the whole idea of "white trash" as a lesser class of whites is... classist

Ever notice "abusers can grow and change" uniformly comes from people who haven't actually checked if someone grew or changed? It's like a magic wand of sentiment they wave over harm.

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

This ongoing story by Haus is fascinating in how people are responding to it in a similar way to how people reacted to I Saw the TV Glow. It's either "I don't get this" or "this is borderline traumatic and you are drawing my life" and there is very little crossover. It's excellent. It's horrible.

Flying my freak flag upside down to signal distress

I've been too fucked to promote the SPFBO finalist sale, but my SPFBO finalist book, The Thirteenth Hour, is currently on sale for 1.99 on Amazon and Kobo... for the next day 🤣 mlwangbooks.com/spfbo-finali... Also happy to recommend other books in the sale!

Leaning back in bed with my knees up. Myrtle hopped on top of my knees and angrily perched there like, hey, I can't sit in your lap like this I didn't move. This was her solution

Did not love the cold and wind all night but DID love constantly having both cats in bed with us all night. 🥰 every time i've woken up one has been on top of me and the other has been on top of lorenzo, the two rotating between dads regularly

Strongman

Me: myrtle and I are doing a fun thing at the moment where she lays flat across my feet when I'm standing and I lift her off the ground by leaning back on my heels L, sardonically: that seems like an excellent exercise for a man with a connective tissue disorder to do

Historian John Gillis has a fantastic phrase for these narratives in 18th century lit - 'the consequences of heterosexuality'. So ominous, much foreboding. I have been borrowing it for years since I first read it.