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But I already have a religion. I worship goddess and she allows me to live. For now.

Maybe we could have individual bathrooms and not even have to worry about trans people if disabled assholes like @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social didn't need wheelchair accessible bathrooms

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

I swear I try but I still can't listen to Meghna Chakrabarti for more than ten minutes without getting angry

My physical labor working dad went to doctors over and over only to be told that it was just aging, just old injuries, maybe just a little asbestos exposure only to eventually be told that it was full blown cancer. So yeah go to the doctor. And don't downplay shit. Exaggerate even.

what cis liberals need to understand is that us trans people dont exist in isolation. when you throw us under the bus in order to get the mythical moderate voter to vote blue, you aren't just depressing the trans vote, you are also depressing the votes of all the people who care about us too

It's crazy that I'm fighting for my bluetooth with my teenager that keeps playing Hole and I just want to listen to Lil Yachty

"-People do not know how dangerous lovesongs can be. The movements which work revolutions in the world are born out of the dreams and visions in a peasant's heart on the hillside. For them the earth is not an exploitable ground but the living mother." - James Joyce's "Ulysses"

Local fire and EMS were called, Border Patrol told them to leave. BP is gassing and shooting pepper balls at people on private property, and moving the truck with the person still locked to it. Go follow tierralibre_no borders and rally.forthevalley on IG for updates.

Probably a coincidence but I just finally bypassed the robot ivr but shouting "shut up Clanker"

I'm really gonna need my family to complete this sentence for me today: "Good thing all these dirty dishes are tumbled into the sink instead of the counter or dishwasher because ____________" because I can't think of a single thing that makes sense there

Oh shitx2! our friend Mr. Al Go Rhythm has blessed me again this morning! open.spotify.com/track/75aFB8...

Oh shit!! I didn't know I needed some Kirk Franklin w Glorilla open.spotify.com/track/3eh1p3...

From Escucha Mi Voz / Iowa City Catholic Worker: After more than 20 years in this country, ICE detained Fatou Traore on her way to work in Iowa City. Now she faces deportation to a country she has never visited. 📅 Wednesday, Sept. 30 • 5 PM 📍 Ped Mall Fountain Stage, downtown Iowa City

I HAVE BECOME ACTIVITY FACE MY FLURRY

They're so close too... Like, men are dangerous! Therefore... WE ARE GOING TO ERADICATE TRANS WOMEN!!! Uggghhh I'm fucking enraged this morning I hate these fucking losers so much 😡

“There’s no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison,” he told me. “And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us…Washington…ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

That's gonna be an lol from me dawg.

Me telling @robsandia.bsky.social that there's no "T" in Sand and that he needs to defend trans kids with his full chest

@robsandia.bsky.social is the kinda fucking loser that hosts Punk Nite and makes a playlist full of shitty 90s country and then says stupid ass shit like "maybe country *is* punk" True story.

Rob Sand is a fucking loser. Rob Sand doesn't have cool friends that's why trans issues aren't important to him. He doesn't have cool friends because he's a fucking loser.

btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.

Jeffries outlines the Democrats’ platform and does not mention immigration/ICE. Like I said, dems helped build ICE and they secretly love it. www.c-span.org/program/news...

Now that I have an old Jeep and care about gas prices I expect an NYT reporter to interview me for my thoughts on medical care for transgender prisoners, since I am part of Real America

As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections

Counterpoint: "build my house on it that's an ass-tate, roll my weed on it that's an ass-tray"

I swear these days I can't listen to @npr.org for more than a few minutes before turning it off in anger. Just constant AI glazing, Nancy-ass bitching about ebikes, and whitewashing of actual fucking Nazis. Can we please just give them their goddamn government money back??

My 17yr old constantly simply says "Cardi" when he means Playboi Carti and says I'm crazy to think of B. He's wrong right??

I dug up the full episode of the Duffy podcast from 2024. He connects Sydney Sweeney’s “assets” to climate change.

Really cool and surprising that this great book of poetry I randomly picked up has cover art by @catrocketship.bsky.social

Really can't wait to vote for Rob Sand wearing my FUCK ROB SAND shirt

I love how E-40 keeps putting out quadruple albums that all slap and sound like he's just having fun with his rapper friends

Stephen Miller said a Chicago apartment building raided by immigration agents was “filled with terrorists.” So why is it that not a single person arrested that night was charged with a crime? 🎧 This is the real story behind the midnight raid. Listen on “Paper Trail”:

LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE

We are unquestionably sending people to their deaths, all because the President and his appointees are making policy based on pure racism and bigotry.

Reports of the death of short SFF are greatly exaggerated. Take your pick from @sffmagazines.bsky.social www.trollbreath.com/sff-magazine...

We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.

Just reached 380k followers on Bluesky. Thank you so much for making me part of your travels in the sky! It's lovely to be here with you. To celebrate, I've made donations to the National Immigration Law Center (@nilc.org) and Ohio's Immigrant & Refugee Law Center (www.irlawcenter.org). Onward!

I've been really feeling Wacotron lately

remarkable that the United States has made it official policy to only accept white refugees and people still think it's up for debate whether or not they're white nationalists

As a terminally online person i can say with all sincerity, i have no freaking clue who Hassan Piker is. I don’t even know if people like me are supposed to like or hate him.

"But there is no honour for the humanities in regaining their standing through the attention of AI companies, if they engage only on the technology industry’s terms. In that case, they will have become important in exactly the wrong way." www.ft.com/content/bdb3...

Judge Wise finds that ICE coerced a 20-year-old Tongan man — admitted legally to the country three years ago — to sign a document accepting deportation, despite no criminal record or immigration proceedings against him. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Small buttons. Big feelings. New and restocked designs are up on Etsy. www.etsy.com/shop/CatRock...