John Smith

oh dang, hard to believe, gosh, etc

Lol no, sorry nerd, time for a wedgie

guess this was a hard question

Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress.

cheese has been laying on his back on the kitchen floor playing with his cow toy for easily 15 minutes

Guh

it really is like this, it's very deliberate

How does one "hold their feet to the fire" if our votes are always guaranteed? Because I would argue that putting aside the only power we have to make politicians listen is exactly how we got here in the first place.

Libs: we desperately need your votes Left: great! I have some ideas Libs: no, we hate you Left: but I thought… Libs: Why are you sabotaging?!

personally if i didnt think leftists were a relevant voting bloc i wouldnt be spending several days online yelling at them about how they vote

The "is AI slavery" discourse is exactly what the tech bros want. It doesn't end with fancy autocompletes having human rights. Its logic ends with you having fewer rights. If you believe AI is sentient (it's not) & are down with enslaving it (it's not slavery), then why do human labor rights matter?

I left x despite having a large following bc I don’t want to make free content for the world’s wealthiest racist. It’s not worth it to me.

This is like a cluster of pubes from a bus station restroom became sentient

Anyone know what happened to that TERF that was fingering corpses?

hm ok im gonna have to pack a lot of dense shit onto this grid so just working on relative sizing here, but this is probably doable overall.

being a woman is so hard. everyone is trying to kill and rape us. also there's Shane Gillis looking like a dry-shaved knee on national television.

Shane Gillis and his soup dumpling face are why roofie-detecting nail polish has a market

You heard him mods, the oligarchs see no problem with us mocking the death of the deserving

Hey have you noticed that what’s moral and good and consistent with the “natural order” is giving me your money so I can get richer? Weird coincidence wow bsky.app/profile/moth...

*If you're a math guy, they "moved your cheese" and your new cheese is the size of a giant alien green-cheese lunar crater *It's not that there's no cheese at all, it's that there's megatons of reeky cheese that you can't actually eat and it fell out of the sky

garden kiss

basically, example # a billion about how triangulation doesn't work and just pisses off everyone

vote donky party: we hate war unless we the ones doing it

When the blue team uses the massive military complex to attack other countries: YAYYYYYY When the red team uses the massive military complex to attack other countries: BOOOOOOO

jerking off over obama's imaginary military prowess lmao no criticism of things like deliberately bombing schools full of little children, no, what is shameful is ~running away~

i actually don't think i need each individual victim to come and tell me that what happened to them was bad in order to think it was bad and that the rapist is a bad person

quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account

"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."

None of us are free until all of us are free. If someone is willing to throw a marginalized group under the bus at the first opportunity, they’re not fighting fascism.

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Hmmm no

I refuse to vote for blue fascists, corporatists, or zionists The right to refuse to vote for a morally disqualified candidate is a cornerstone of Democracy

"don't ask don't tell was good actually!" lmao liberals

death lords: vote for the death lords again, we will finish the death we started death lord opponents: if they are elected we promise to work with the death lords

someone pooped in my pants, I assure that no one in my agency would have done such a cruel thing and we will leave no stone unturned in our search to find the bastard who did it

she's interviewed about it in this cbs special report from 1967, beginning at 15:08: www.youtube.com/watch?v=op0H...

you can develop gong fu in anything

lol watch out for this bullshit