Jonimoose

a haunted house, but it's just various pieces of corporate software encouraging you to "get into the holiday mood" and take a minute to "have some spooky fun" as you desperately try to get work done

they’re serving beer battered devil rays in tampa bay

*Opens up a bag of green veg only for a bunch of Europeans with sour faces to fall out* Ah... I must've accidentally bought Brussels pouts

While trying to rush to vote early before I left was a pain being out of the country for this election has meant I've also not had to deal with all the political ads and just get to wait for the outcome.

Wisconsin is one of two states I've lived in whose insularity leads to the kind of evolutionary cultural craziness you find in animals in the Galapagos or language in isolated settlements. This is what hath been wrought in the name of sausage

Three years ago, my dad said that all fish are the same shape. Out of spite, I decided to draw all 478 families of bony fish listed in Nelson 2016. There's still some stuff I need to edit and some fish I want to redraw but, after 985 days, I finished my big dumb fish project last night.

Flute was thoroughly eliminated from rock music in an event that historians now refer to as the Jethro Cull

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio

lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains

Thank you @romchip.bsky.social for furnishing the official hat of Video Games

Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4

Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱

I'm seeing things like this in the CAD/CAM space. Software boasting chatbot functions which should be simple tasks and instead require multiple prompts and interactions with their chatbot. They tout this as a good thing instead of a failure of their UI/UX.

I don't think there's a single phrase that makes me lose interest in a game faster than "deck builder"

This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go

Probably a Casio user

Come chat with me about feminine computer creativity :) Did you make experimental hobbyist games? Did you mod the sims? Did you make Neopets fan sites? Are you Australian and over 18yo?

You may not like it but this is the ultimate calculator pairing

Apparently the commander of the International Space Station brought her dancing pants to space with her

as a fish and chips enjoyer i'm prepared to declare this a curing polio level scientific breakthrough

Putting the :/ in https://

A decent way to spend a long weekend. A salute to all workers on this Labor Day weekend.

me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now

I was using one of these until earlier this year, and my "new" car still has a CD player. And I use it.

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

I've always had a dream of a museum throwing a LAN party reenactment where everyone has frosted tips and drinks SoBe

Passenger rail shouldn’t just be a farfetched dream in Wisconsin. I’m happy to deliver funding to make this a reality and get more tourists to our Main Streets and families to their destinations safely.

For the past almost a year, I’ve been building a fully working, 1:1 scale Tune Thumper Bike from Mario Kart World! Full video: youtu.be/vbM31wagyRg

Yard sale find: the Doodle Dome! A spherical etch-a-sketch

Surprising fact: We are actually NOT seeing more food recalls this year compared with recent years. What we’re seeing is an increase in the number of illnesses caused by contaminated food. This is the largest ever cyclospora outbreak & third-largest foodborne illness outbreak of any kind on record.

I just typed out a comment to a post, re-read it, thought "Oh, right, I'll look like a fucking creep if I post that" and then deleted it, which is a reminder that the reason I came up with "The failure mode of 'clever' is 'asshole'" is because I need the warning as much if not more than other folks

Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

where are the ueihleins gonna go? illinois? please. don’t make me laugh. u-line and epic are in wisconsin for a reason, and that reason is “access to chicago markets without chicago prices” and they’ll stay right where they are as long as madison is one dollar cheaper than springfield

I've said this before, but if they ever reboot Duke Nukem, they should make him pansexual and hit on *everybody*. Telling the cops they have a great ass, etc.

unfortunately every other value than `border-style: solid;` looks like ass so :/ hard to write a radically communist web design

No I don't care he has the bowtie, his ass isn't certified.

Trying to figure out what’s clickable in modern UI

once again i am asking, who called it médecins sans frontières?? and not doctors noclip