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1) Coventry is Coventry… but they still had twice as many points as Spurs. 2) Defense is still shaky, but there might be a team here?

Ben Davies you crazy sonofabitch

Turns out the whole team turns on Madders (I think I’ve been saying this for almost two years)

Weird way to announce the Eagles have hired RFK as their medical expert

Hey COYSsky, I think it’s time we get one of those Etsy witches to remove the comical goal curse?

Wut #COYS

@bsky.app YOU KNOW THIS THREAD IS 66 POSTS LING. STOP MAKING ME TAP “read x more replies” TO KEEP GOING. JUST SHOW THEM WITHOUT REPLIES.

Obviously not

Congratulations to @bsky.app for finally adding thread numbers

Or is it Gulf of America Too?

So which one gets renamed the American Ocean? And what happens when the Persian Gulf gets renamed Gulf of America 2?

I’m not going to get too excited, but it feels nice to enjoy a match

Feel like Madders, VDV, and Porro would have made a hell of a lot of difference today #COYS

Cool, I see Spurs are going to continue to never get a penalty, even down 3-0

Turns out Spurs actually need a holding midfielder? #COYS

The dream of the 90s is alive at Homefield

But why have modelo when you can have modelos?

You don’t have be in DSA to want to replace Chuck Schumer as leader

A mathematically rigorous guide to the uncs of the Tour de France: defector.com/a-mathematic...

Platner changed so much, he entered the race shirtless with a Totenkopf on his chest, but if his platform was free medicine and deport the Jews, you still would have voted for him.

It's the Roberts Court, nothing "supreme" about it. Saying "the Supreme Court did X" lends it unmerited legitimacy. In fact, it's a group of people - 6 of them purchased by Leonard Leo & friends to do billionaires' bidding. We can change makeup, size & operations of this cartel.

The Onion is the most principled publication in America.

What do you mean we’re 24 hours into the transfer period and spurs already have three signings‽ #COYS

See, why would you continue to be a FIFA member if they wouldn’t guaranty your ability to be present for a tournament you qualified for. This is a real problem. It should have been the bare minimum.

This isn’t even in the top 500 issues with this tournament

i’m reviewing the Los Angeles primary results and i’m sorry but it is obvious that there was voter fraud. if you take the results at face value they show that 25% of voters voted for **Spencer Pratt**, an almost completely illiterate reality show moron. investigation NOW.

I had high hopes for this one: www.82-0.com/share?id=Ix5...

If you take the Covid jab, and use three slurp juices, it’s like having 9 jabs!

The court has simply recreated the pre-Brown world in allowing racial discrimination across a broad number fields as long as it is “facially neutral,” gutting the Reconstruction Amendments in the process.

The ADL permanently sacrificed its reputation to get in good with a massively dangerous antisemite and white nationalist. They defended him and stood up for him even after his Nazi salute. Here's how he repays them. This is what happens when you think you're using bigots. They're always using you.

@maximumfun.org do I need to redo my feeds for ad free @judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social, or if I already get the JJHO boco, is it going to start showing up?

And you’re telling me Xavi couldn’t play? MOTM #COYS

Beefball first touch! #COYS

April 17, 1977: This Pistons-Warriors brawl spills into the stands during the deciding game of their Western Conference playoff series (no one was ejected): —Eric Money & Charles Dudley throw punches —Bob Lanier fights a fan who'd punched M.L. Carr —Referees call a double foul

Made a pilgrimage last week. #COYS

@bsky.app You guys have to improve threading. If I click on a message, I want to read the whole thread. And I don’t want every subsequent message to get crushed into tinier and tinier space.

We need an all ice track discipline relay: Skeleton —> luge —> luge double —> monobob —> women’s dual—> men’s 4 man

Bet this match gets Frank another lunch invite that does nothing

@rodger.bsky.social I must know more about why NBC (and supposedly not other broadcasters) is asking athlete friends and family members to wear Heart Rate monitors

I don’t remember a gold power ranger

Mariah Carey, the most Italian

i'd only change one thing about olympic curling and it is that a team must complete 2 beers per person by the 7th end, though the team can choose whether how it will be divided, from a 2x4 to an 8x1 "workhorse" beerskip.

We could probably pool some funds and get a well-reviewed Etsy witch to cast a healing spell?

Can’t they just make the whole squad out of CBs?

The Dr. Tottenham thing aside, the most consistent thing this team has done in my years watching, is make any opposing goalkeeper look like a gold glove winner.

If Xabi won’t commit mid-season, Ryan Mason is probably already back at the office I’m sure the club keeps for him. They just have to put up the caretaker sign.

Cuti magic doesn’t change anything.

Levy: theonion.com/de-blasio-we... #COYS

Don’t even let him on the coach. This has to be it.