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Elon has been melting down and raging nonstop since his interview with The Economist and Chef Andres is one of the best and kindest humans on planet earth.

This meme is actually based on a real scientific finding. Researchers studying howler monkeys found that males with larger vocal organs producing deeper, more powerful calls tended to have smaller testes, while species with larger testes tended to have less-developed vocal organs. So, there ya go.

If you’re considering whether terms like ethnic cleansing or pogrom might be applicable to impending government action, there could be a problem.

The SPECTACULAR broadcasters ( @jgoldstrass.bsky.social and Adam Jaksa) making their nightly plea for the @athletics.com to send top draft pick, 8th overall, Drew Burress to High A Lansing! Come on, A’s!! Send him to Lansing!! 💚💛 #BabyA 💚💛

Where Did That Turtle 🐢 Go, Mitch.......?

two guys whose right-hand men went to prison to cover for their crimes

“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.” -Prof. William T. Kelley, Wharton School. Trump “had someone else take his entrance exams... the SAT…. I used to do his homework.” - Mary Trump's secret recording of Trump’s older sister, Maryanne Trump Barry, Reagan-appointed federal judge.

BREAKING: The man who assassinated Melissa & Mark Hortman, and John & Yvette Hoffman, has been sentenced to two life terms plus 40 years in prison. www.cnn.com/2026/07/23/u...

Andy Beshear should say he spoke to Mitch for 20 minutes and Mitch told him to appoint someone else. Prove him wrong, Mitch. Prove him wrong.

"[Donald Trump] can just say things without regard to their truth and move the markets, tell people in advance that he's moving the markets, and they pay him ... it really is a massive market manipulation scheme that manipulates all sorts of markets all at once."

Don Jr.’s firm posting 200% returns while federal funds flow to his investments & his dad is POTUS -- shocking! Congress must investigate now I explain on @ms.now 👇

Don Jr.’s firm jumping from $200M to $3B in assets since Trump retook office isn’t a sudden burst of business acumen The American people deserve answers I explain on @ms.now w/ @nicollewallace.bsky.social👇

No sign of violence in death of Epstein-linked French modelling scout, prosecutors day reut.rs/4x5XqeV

Billionaire pedophiles are giddily colluding to run the world while normal people treat each other with suspicion and disdain. Have a nice day! 😊

“…he couldn’t be a member of the cabinet because he’s never been a talk show host.” I hate how impressed I am by man who knows the cabinet positions. @roflo.bsky.social is the best.

There's more proof that Trump is a pedophile than any election was stolen… Think about it. 😎✨

Indy ball guys looking for a spot on the SFGiants

Evander-Holyfield's ear after all these years. Yeah, cartilage "heals" like that. Dtrump faked it

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Feels like a metaphor for the administration

Grammy Award-winning musicians The Roots, Bruce Springsteen, Eddie Vedder and Stevie Wonder are among those announced for the celebration (via WBEZ).

2028 ad: Maybe a man afraid of Joy Behar shouldn't be President.

The Clintons and Bidens at Obama's library opening

Tonight’s outdoor White House UFC fight on Trump’s 80th birthday could be plagued by torrential rain, 30mph winds, F-list celebrities, and clouds of mosquitos. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.

If you're a trillionaire and there are still starving and unhoused people in the world, you're not a great businessman You're a greedy asshole

Meanwhile, Russia is banned due to their illegal invasion of Ukraine. This isn’t a defense of Russia—it’s a global admission of which skin color gets protection, and which skin colors do not. 2/2

Rainbow over Kennedy Center as soon as last appeal by Trump was rejected

Rain delays aren't all bad. This was fitting on Pride Night at Target Field.

Jay Clayton is a Trump loyalist who has no business being this country’s next Director of National Intelligence. He will push Trump's bullshit election fraud claims like he just did the other day about California's recent elections.

New drinking game: every time the Dodgers announcers mention the fact that the team got into Chicago at 3am AND that the Sox game was cancelled due to rain. White Sox scored 7 runs in the 5th and lead 8-2

Jacob Misiorowski wraps a complete-game shutout with his career high 15th K. His final pitch of the night was at 103 mph.

@robertgarcia.bsky.social: “They’re having these meetings in the Situation Room— why are they there? They clearly view [the Epstein files] as a massive threat. To who? To Trump, to their administration."

A suspect was shot and killed following a mass shooting in Midland, Texas. 11 victims, with 1 dead. “9 victims were taken to Midland Memorial Hospital, where 4 were rushed into surgery and 5 were admitted in stable condition.” #ProudBlue #Texas #MassShooting #GunReform abcnews.com/US/active-sh...

BREAKING: At least one person was killed and 11 others were injured in a shooting in Midland, Texas. We’re holding all those impacted in our hearts as we await more information. This shouldn’t be normal. Texans deserve better.

MIDLAND, Texas (AP) — Mayor says shooting in Midland, Texas, leaves 1 dead, 9 in hospital as police are in standoff with suspect.

I KNEW @roflo.bsky.social would connect the sleeping fan with 🍊! Excellent

“How the fuck is this not the biggest story in the world right now?”

Like I keep saying, cows don’t vote. This is a good visual aid for folks who aren’t from California and have never driven from one end of the state to the other. Republicans win thousands of square miles of mountains, deserts, and tumbleweeds. Democrats win where the people are.

They don’t want a partner, they want servants, some of whom they get to sleep with

I keep thinking I need to be less angry, less vitriolic about this regime and all the untrained dogs who work for it, but then shit like this happens and I have trouble understanding anyone who isn't incandescent with rage.

The thing about Patel — and everyone in this admin — is that they do the *absolute worst fucking thing possible* IN EVERY SCENARIO. Like, “Patel went to Hawaii and then did a luxury snorkel trip” -somewhere- would he corrupt, but expected. Why, of all places, at a sacred site?? That takes effort