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FYI: I’ve no interest in a high follower count just for the sake of numbers. If you follow me, & I look at your profile & see you don’t engage & post, I block you. We’re a community, not just an entertainment source for you to consume.

"Whatcha doin'?" "Oh, you know... duck stuff." 🦆

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Can't wait 👇

sons of bibliography

Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

“I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them.” — KURT VONNEGUT

So if you turn a camper into a ham shack, does that make it a hamper?

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@deadder.bsky.social

This 👇

Elizabeth Warren Is 💯% Correct...

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Good morning At least we have this to look forward too

Normalize, when noticing anything - including someone's baby - as being normal flesh-toned, asking "Why is it dildo-colored?"

Imagine thinking you're a messenger for Jesus Christ and that his message was "do not help the weak and less fortunate"

@andertoon.bsky.social

This ad is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

If you think a test for dementia is an IQ test, you have dementia. If you don't realize you have been given a test for dementia because your physician suspects you have dementia, you have dementia. If you think being able to tell a giraffe from a whale makes you a genius . . . you have dementia.

Remembering the late CARRIE FISHER — born 70yrs ago today.

Girls! Girls! You're *both* right! Bask in the novelty.

Pretty fucking sick of lemonade, if I'm being honest.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social. Trump Knives.

Thanks for always having my back ❤️ see you on the campaign trail.

Druid Loving This Cloak Weather https://theonion.com/druid-loving-this-cloak-weather/