Kingy

shit. twitter is down so here i am on the app populated by people who like their humour wry but don’t touch hard spirits.

It’s gone from ‘Starmer is failing to deliver’ to ‘just a policy disagreement’ in the space of three tweets.

Stephen thinks that Keir Starmer is not aware of this

so, you’re saying that TfL staff should not intervene and that BTP officers should be redeployed?

NEW: Saruman calls surprise press conference denying relationship with Sauron

There is only one way I can see NATO remaining relevant and that is to rename it ZATO, Zack's Amazing Treaty Organisation. That would ensure everyone knows the most important aspect of global peace: it's all about meeeeee!

You probably think Andrew Motion is a good poet.

We need to stop everyone talking about the price of gas

Yes - because this not the same.

underage criminals famously deterred by verbal commands not at all escalatory

TfL staff didn’t put their lives on the line TWO TIER KIER etc

their inheritors may hold unacceptable power and influence, but let confederate surrender day be a reminder of the victory that was, and will someday be complete

almost but not quite peak bluesky

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someone is unhappy with Hegseth

but Reza said

correct

Blinks

"strongly and powerfully"

Billionaires bigging up other billionaires via their media vehicles burn it all down

If Trump doesn't straighten up and fly straight Jake Tapper's next book about Biden's age might include a very pointed Maya Angelou poem and a scathingly sarcastic footnote.

good grief

cAlL fOr ImPeaChmEnT

Calls for impeachment from the minority will solve everything of course.

X is Joe Rogan, Bluesky is Hasan Piker, Threads is a waste of time.

can't turn off yellow alert

bOtH SiDeS

The third party / stay at home voters are still makong this Someone Else’s Fault

just a beautiful sentiment on this high holy day

Speaking with Christopher Steele about Trump and Putin. Is Trump compromised? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

This is very very big. Like a big deal and massive cuts. These can’t even be seen as budgetary since you don’t get much savings in the context of trillions budget. They want the US out of R&D out of science research.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we Oldheads call a “non-denial denial.”

@wasbappin.bsky.social can you let the X chat know I’m on a 7 day ban after my tongue in cheek comment to Hasan Piker

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Kamala Harris: There were many things that we knew would happen.. I’m not here to say I told you so

When you see a piece of steel cling to a magnet you don't need to understand the science. The force is there. You can see it. It's the same with President Trump and Vladimir Putin.

11 years ago today, we lost this one.

Do Something Bluesky is as embarrassing as Do Something Twitter. You should have voted for Kamala.

The absolute banter outcome of all this is Musk does a load of illegal stuff, falls out with Trump and doesn't get a pardon before President Buttigieg assumes office in 2029.

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I’ll put my chits down on Zuckerberg’s moves not aging well. Too clumsy and over the top, too many bets on a lame duck Duce in a still very closely divided country. More than anything this is a move that points to meta’s tech & global vulnerabilities …

no, no they haven’t

Nothing brings maga more unbridled joy… …than a natural disaster in California…

Meanwhile you suggest Tommy Robinson fans might be a bit right wing and you get a long lecture on civility and an insistence you meet them half way lest your mean words degrade the discourse. Fuck off.

Kemi is unwell.

hard landings for AI bulls

Cybertrucks don't need VIN, every single one can be identified by a unique set of completely butchered panel gaps

Home Secretary Yvette Cooper criticises the previous Tory government for failing to implement any of the 20 recommendations from a 458-page, 7-year independent report into child sexual abuse which interviewed 7,000 victims, considered 2 million pages of evidence and led to 61 reports/publications

"have the ketamine-addled man-child call for Farage's resignation because he won't support Tommy Robinson" "aren't you meant to be on holiday?"

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a hallmark movie love interest his whereabouts on or around January 6th, 2021.