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unpopular darths at sith university: darth adequate darth considerate darth toxicating darth sane darth credible darth troduction to feminist theory

11 days into the new year and we've got a new illegal war of plunder with an abducted head of state, full administration backing for executing moms driving near ICE, and the chair of the federal reserve recording proof of life videos to explain the threats he's recieved from the president

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

sauvignon bloc

in the overwhelming onslaught of hot takes, beauty best-ofs, interior design advice, why you're doing normal things all wrong, all presented in increasingly-shorter form, i find solace in only one type of content: cold hard accident reports courtesy of NTSB and CSB.

"emerge"???? the man hasn't been able to create a string of coherent original thoughts since at least 2016.

i like that there's a bluey episode about opportunity cost.

low key irritated that there are brick and mortar ariat stores now. as a horse girl who grew up in the 90s and 2000s we were limited to catalogues and the three pairs of boots your local tack shop stocked. idk if they even carry riding gear though lol. en esta economia????

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

and so we continue the banal slide into authoritarianism. it's just all so fucking stupid.

The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

My new book, THE FOLDED SKY, drops tomorrow! Available wherever you get your books! If you don't see it on the shelf they will order it for you!

death of a legend lmaoooooo

i've never given a hoot about jane austen anything up until this week, which has me mainlining adaptations. maybe i'll even read the books next!

"But in response to similar claims from the administration, a number of legal experts have noted that it is actually “clear from the Constitution’s text and structure” that only Congress, not the president unilaterally, can suspend habeas corpus." And who's gonna stop him? lmao

husband relayed that he had to explain to our son that robbers didn't dress up in the black and white outfits to go rob things. he thought it was like a swimsuit, where you put on special clothes to go do an activity.

surprised but delighted to see tommy cash in eurovision lmaooooo

"your comment has received its first upvote!" why, in tyool 2025, is reddit introducing notifications?

clowns to the left of me, clowns to the right here i am on my first day of clown school

you can tell this guy is way fancier than the usual santa fe cosplayer bc he's wearing very nice slacks, not jeans. no notes.

"[The government is] responsible for designing the process and ensuring that the process they design has sufficient resources to work as intended. The buck stops with them. They can't just say 'we're not competent enough to follow the constitution so we shouldn't have to.'"

someone called me a thin-lipped villainous bitch a long time ago and i still think about that.

i have received my first Official Warning on reddit for suggesting that lorena bobbit should have simply killed her husband instead of giving him a penectomy, as dead rapists don't reoffend. does it count as a credible threat if the act being discussed happened like 25 years ago??

i think i'm the only person i know who routinely answers calls from numbers i don't have saved.

each attending democrat shouting, refusing to sit, getting reprimanded twice, then getting hauled out one by one by one would have been a dope move. alas.

are addresses to congress always this uh.... this way?